jess

[jess @je55_x]

@showmetheyamz the best part about being attracted to women is finding other women who also think IPAs taste good 😌

[jess @je55_x]

@MCRMetrolink Surely there’s a way for your systems to identify cards tapped in at the affected stations during the affected times, and those cards be refunded? It’s time consuming to have to call to claim a refund for something that’s not the fault of the customer

[jess @je55_x]

<3 chorley <3

[jess @je55_x]

pov: ur in starbucks and someone brings back an eggnog latte they bought two days ago and have kept in the fridge ever since because they “didn’t like it”

[jess @je55_x]

@showmetheyamz the best part about being attracted to women is finding other women who also think IPAs taste good 😌

[jess @je55_x]

order restored by love actually thanks matt if ur reading this

[jess @je55_x]

i think if i had to describe how watching happiest season made me feel in one word, it’d be stressed

[jess @je55_x]

just checking i remember how to do tier 3 next week ..... pints with ......... parents

[Mark Hayes @northernpromise]

If unsure what the tiers mean are then read below :

Tier 1 - Pints
Tier 2 - Pints with chips
Tier 3 - No Pints

[jess @je55_x]

@xdamisi eeeek and i’m at 494% of my 7 day limit, I-

[jess @je55_x]

is anyone else getting the ios notification that their headphone audio exposure is high, or should i be genuinely concerned for my hearing

[jess @je55_x]

@klarawilliams_ @B0N_QU1_QUI my ears and eyebrows are borderline offensive kloz

[jess @je55_x]

catching up with school friends got me looking at old photos and realising that i simply look exactly the same as i did 8 years ago 🤠

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

“how can you be an accountant if you don’t even do taxes?”

[jess @je55_x]

this fine thursday afternoon be popping

[jess @je55_x]

if i get ONE more comment on what i eat in a day i’m moving back out

[Eve Cornwell @Evecornwell]

thinking about = <33 women <33

[jess @je55_x]

my last two brain cells when a car pulled up alongside me on an unlit road at 6am this morning

[jess @je55_x]

did u watch the queen’s gambit and then have an uncontrollable urge to learn how to play chess or are u normal