Jordan Elizabeth

“I’m like 10 people packed into one body. Spin the wheel motherf*****”

[Jordan Elizabeth @je_prim]

@optimusprim91 @BlueMoonBrewCo Wtf @BlueMoonBrewCo

[shanna @shanna_x0]

they say Denise signed up to share everything meanwhile erikas son can’t be mentioned, can’t talk about the husbands, the lawsuits, etc. these ladies are hypocrites #RHOBH

[Jordan Elizabeth @je_prim]

@BravoWWHL @BravoTV @Andy when Denise Richards was on WWHL with Karamo Brown he warned Denise about Rina; that she would be feuding with her and she needed to watch her back. Does Denise wish she would of listened to him? #ReunionQuestion #CuriousCat #RHOBH

[Jordan Elizabeth @je_prim]

@BravoWWHL @BravoTV @Andy when Denise Richards was on WWHL with Karamo Brown he warned Denise about Rina; that she would be feuding with her and she needed to watch her back. Does Denise wish she would of listened to him? #ReunionQuestion #CuriousCat #RHOBH

[Jordan Elizabeth @je_prim]

I love people who judge others’ marriage, families, and sins. At the end of the day HE has the final judgment. You need to find your place in line. #stfu #basicb

[Jordan Elizabeth @je_prim]

But don’t you talk about his “little” dick all the time?

[Mario @yeatmario]

I did not take kindly to Sandoval belittling my husband the way he did. I grew up in a restaurant and could run circles around Tom and still would never speak to him that way. It’s called respect for your business partner. And trust. Enough said.

[Jordan Elizabeth @je_prim]

ESPECIALLY FOR YOUR FRIEND!! You couldn’t let her have her moment. #TeamStassi #PumpRules

[simp vicious @justy70190771]

#VanderpumpRules #PumpRules
why are they forcing so much scheana on us
i feel violated

[Ashley Griffith @AshGriff__]

Dear Santa, this year I would like a slim body and a fat bank account. Please don’t mix them up like you did last year

[Jordan Elizabeth @je_prim]

My @erikajayne highlighter broke today and I literally cried. I repressed it in the middle of my makeup routine. She survived but I’m still SHOOK #ErikaForPresident #iloveyou

[Tina Vasquez @TheTinaVasquez]

My dad, who is a janitor, told me the holiday season is very hard on him because people have office parties & don’t clean up after themselves, which doubles his work. So, PSA: Don’t be an asshole. If you have an office party, tidy up after. Shit doesn’t magically clean itself.

[Jordan Elizabeth @je_prim]

Over it. Done.Bye.

[Jordan Elizabeth @je_prim]

Love love love

[Jordan Elizabeth @je_prim]

@Andy @BravoWWHL Emily, you are an attorney, How do you feel about Shannon possibly not getting anything from her divorce?

[Jordan Elizabeth @je_prim]

@Andy @BravoWWHL Emily looking back at the footage, are you still Team Kelly?

[Jordan Elizabeth @je_prim]

@Andy @BravoWWHL Emily how are things with you and Shane since the season has aired, has he stop being a sasshole?

[Jordan Elizabeth @je_prim]

It’s not up for discussion, don’t call me when I’m about watch Real Housewives.. 🤷🏼‍♀️✌🏼 #RHOC #Bravo

[Jordan Elizabeth @je_prim]

When Gordo and Lizzie FINALLY admit their undying love🥰😭 #DisneyPlus