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🧺 ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵃ ᵗᵒᵃᵈ & ˢᵐᵉˡˡʸ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵃ ᶠˡᵒʷᵉʳ

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While my husband was taking a nap this afternoon, I painted his nails with a clear polish that changes color to bright pink in the sunlight.

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@ShiftyMidnight It’s Mrs Goose

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Last tweet was 2019… If I only knew what the next two years would be like. Wow.

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The first half of my adulthood was spent trying to do what I thought other people wanted me to do. The second half has been embracing my true self and literally living MY BEST LIFE.

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I am valued. I am loved.

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Sometimes people try to tell my husband something about me like he doesn’t already know. We don’t keep secrets. Mind ya business.

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@Netflix Bring back The Phantom of the Opera plz & thx

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I seem so much more interesting on the internet 😄🤳🏻

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Do you ever just pee on yourself like wtf

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Dear stomach,
Please get it together. We have stuff to do.
Love, Jeana

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I amuse the f out of myself.

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This is SJ. He’s always hungry. Also, he’s always trying to mess up whatever is taking the attention away from him.

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Look at us grow!

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@AspenDental scams people. They do not care about your oral health. They only want to collect your money. Read the fine print. Do not go there for dental work. Seriously.

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@AspenDental —- Money hungry and devious. I wouldn’t want my worst enemy to fall prey to your scam of a business. Read the fine print, friends. They only want your money. They do not care about your mouth.

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I literally tweet and reply to myself 😂😭

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Not the temperatures. The green trees and pretty flowers, I’m guessing. I was mostly asleep when I tweeted this...?

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Spring, where are you? I miss you.🌱