Jeanne Dienstag

[Jeanne Dienstag @jeanbean23]

@NJTRANSIT_PVL Why is this specific train consistently cancelled? It’s not just from the heat this week, it’s cancelled at least two times a week…every week. But yes, let’s increase our ticket prices

[Jeanne Dienstag @jeanbean23]

@901Lulu People need to stop blaming this poor girl & realize these kids were stabbed 30-50 times, in their lungs & main arteries. Calling police wouldn’t have saved them, hiding in her room saved her life! The killer was caught, be grateful for good police work & leave them alone

[Jeanne Dienstag @jeanbean23]

Trump with the shot at magazines??
#DebateNight

[Jeanne Dienstag @jeanbean23]

@LouisPeitzman Along Came a Spider, which I often confuse for Kiss The Girls lol

[alex 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇺🇦 @alex]

ok wfh team, what do you eat for lunch

i either 1. do not eat lunch and get very cranky 2. spend $10349 ordering four tacos or 3. eat one (1) banana

[Jeanne Dienstag @jeanbean23]

get your fucking ass up and work, it seems like nobody wants to work these days

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

@historyinmemes Definitely needs to unionize.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Colman Domingo tells the story of how he met his husband.

“We had our first date... 4am in the morning I couldn’t sleep, I said ‘I think I love you and you’re about to change my life’ and now we’ve been together for almost 19 years.”

[Jeanne Dienstag @jeanbean23]

@alex_abads @DannyPellegrino you can’t script it any better

[Ari Murray @arihappywick]

When you think of "quiet luxury," you're thinking of The Row.

They never advertise. They barely do press. But they're your favorite fashionista's favorite label.

This is the story of two mogul designers who silenced critics and created one of the most coveted brands on earth:🪡

[Jeanne Dienstag @jeanbean23]

@iramadisonthree Tons of peanut butter, banana toast, avocado + eggs on toast with pesto, oatmeal, fruit (be careful with grapes 😩). This meal is a fav: https://t.co/QD9xrG6kGF

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I am once again watching old Desus and Mero clips

[Jeanne Dienstag @jeanbean23]

@DannyPellegrino This is an A+ example of Bravo editing where they show Kristen in a confessional saying she's grown up then they cut to her lighting the cig *chefs kiss* I think I might have to do a rewatch now

[billboard @billboard]

The #BillboardNXT Grand Finale is streaming LIVE on Twitter. 🙌 #ad @samsungmobileus

See who will be crowned the next great unsigned artist and win a Billboard digital cover, music video, and more. 🎤 https://t.co/s8U8w0pq9K

[The 5th Cheetah Girl @ThatsSoAshtynn]

I can't tell you how many times I've rewatched this performance when it first aired by Twitch and Alex Wong on SYTYCD. One of the best things that I've ever seen. RIP Twitch 💔

[Molly McNearney @mollymcnearney]

There’s never been a more confusing time for women to buy jeans.

[Jeanne Dienstag @jeanbean23]

@Mobute Bring a camera along and call Nic Cage to join and ladies and gentlemen, just like that we got ourselves another National Treasure movie

[nadirah @hinadirah]

the way tv and hip-hop were so connected in the 90s is something i’ll never forget. and it gave us one of the best songs in the kenan and kel theme by coolio. rest in peace.

[carina adly mackenzie @cadlymack]

No. We can not do this again.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

To us: Jay Z, the all time rap legend
To Blue Ivy: embarrassing dad

[Jeanne Dienstag @jeanbean23]

“We just need a good guy with a gun” okay what about 19 of them?

[Brian Entin @BrianEntin]

“It was the wrong decision. Period. There is no excuse for that.”

Even as children called 911 and begged for help, the gunman at a Uvalde, Texas, elementary school was treated as a barricaded subject, and not an active shooter, TX DPS says.