Jeanette Johnson

I'm not mad I just think it's funny

[Jeanette Johnson @jeanetictesting]

It takes a special type of person to walk past a meconi's to get subway😴

[Jeanette Johnson @jeanetictesting]

None coriander beef

[Jeanette Johnson @jeanetictesting]

None salmon

[Jeanette Johnson @jeanetictesting]

Lowkey I think straight ppl ask "who's the man in this relationship" bc they can't see a relationship without that typs hetero power dynamic

[Jeanette Johnson @jeanetictesting]

I'm so glad I chose a Canadian school because I get to watch y'all stress over finals when I've been done for 2 weeks👁👌🏻☕️

[Jeanette Johnson @jeanetictesting]

"The only chaser I have is protein shake" -Sid my idol

[Jeanette Johnson @jeanetictesting]

When life gives you LEMONADE🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

Years later, I went back to that Mos Eisley.

I couldn't find anything.

The whole city had been gentrified.

The cantina was a Starbucks.

[Jeanette Johnson @jeanetictesting]

@ActionBronson if you're ever in Vancouver, BC my friend Aashim and I would really like to grab dinner with you.

[Jeanette Johnson @jeanetictesting]

smh where is my Ranchoddas Shamaldas Chanchad

[Jeanette Johnson @jeanetictesting]

Moon of my life I love you🌙 https://t.co/26c6CPkN5T

[Jeanette Johnson @jeanetictesting]

@Mlsdemarco I really wanna start shit with you. A fight. But you have to acknowledge me first

[Jeanette Johnson @jeanetictesting]

@Msldemarco when I listen to your music I feel like I'm on hold with my insurance company. Not sure if that's the aesthetic you're going for

[United Nations @UN]

22 years on, see the scars of the #RwandaGenocide in this portrait series: https://t.co/uO8EstDcpD #Kwibuka22

[Jeanette Johnson @jeanetictesting]

The fries weren't even good. Flaccid. Tasted like they'd been microwaved

[Jeanette Johnson @jeanetictesting]

Went for it.

[Jeanette Johnson @jeanetictesting]

@joannsfabrics no there was a girl on my college fb group who posted a joke her bf told her and I said we get it you have a boyfriend😈