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[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

World Cup twitter has been absolutely unmatched 😂

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Ronald Reagan: “You can go to live in France, but you cannot become a Frenchman…But Anyone, from any corner of the Earth, can come to live in America and become an American…This, I believe, is one of the most important sources of America's greatness.”🇺🇸

[KJ @KJ_1310]

having fabrizio muted on here is fucking class because when did this happen?🤣

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

People make fun of him a lot, but he had a really solid career for a very long time and can still eat off of what he made as a child. A lot of people can’t say that. Also, his birth control is immaculate.

[☠️ Lilith Lovett ☠️ same @ on 💙☁️🦋 @LilithLovett]

I wish we didn't live in a world controlled by corporations and their lobbyists.

[𝐋𝐑 @LamineRoIe]

Walked so Yamal could run, all the best Ansu Fati.

[marlo 🌱 @marshmarlos]

“ai is killing people!”

“well i’m going to use it constantly because something else is killing people too”

are y’all not embarrassed 😭

[Manchester City @ManCity]

The ever expanding Haaland-verse 🇳🇴

[A Constant Risk of Fire @SeeDaviGo]

Kween.

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

The Supreme Court said we will have the same interpretation of the law that we've had for the past 168 years

[SG @04gully]

Messi not speaking English in any of his ads might be the greatest ongoing bit

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Lamine Yamal on criticism: “On Instagram, I don't read anything. I barely see anything”.

“If I played well, I go on Twitter. If I didn't, I don't”.

“I don't see the press or the headlines either. Nothing”.

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Maradona spoke of Ronaldinho as one of the greatest players he had ever seen, with a style of play that brought a unique infectious joy to football. 

[Ekical @Ekically]

so for the past 15 or so years its been totally okay but all of a sudden its illegal just cause you said so? alright man fuck off

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Someone at work wore meta glasses once and next day there was a policy banning them. We don’t have to stand for this :-)

[s. ☽☾ @BlS3XUALlSM]

so planting trees does more than just provide shade it actively lowers temperatures and they act as carbon sinks. we need to plant trees AND lower fossil fuel emissions.

[Je suis Fatty-Gay @JustCall_MeJo]

I'm confused. It's YOUR house. Are you under the impression that other homeowners make their money back from repairs?? Spending money on repairs is a part of owning a house. That's your responsibility as the owner not the renters.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I DO NOT think people understand that global warming doesn’t mean “no cold weather ever.” It means a warming planet destabilizes weather patterns, causing more extreme weather. This has been explained for decades and people still don’t get it.

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

being a republican is just an endless cycle of not understanding how anything works and crying about it

[Berneese @theberneese]

This World Cup is making people realize just how difficult it is to win the Copa América.