Jean

currently pretending to be a real music teacher (she/her)

[Jean @jeans_2298]

I am still very confused

[Jean @jeans_2298]

"They're trying to get to the yellow line. If they do that, they get to try to get to the yellow line *again.*"
-Kris, trying to explain football to me

[Jean @jeans_2298]

@JesseWa36848227 Don't worry, warlock, summoning spells are coming in a few levels <3

[Jean @jeans_2298]

@JesseWa36848227 Hey, cool, I'm playing a warlock with the attitude of a bard too! ...and a warlock with the attitude of a rogue, and a warlock with the attitude of a cleric

My wizard knows exactly what she is, lol

[Jean @jeans_2298]

Look, when it comes to non-D&D media, I have the attention span of a goldfish, but when I find out @amazingdevilmus has a new album out, you'd better believe I'm stopping everything immediately and listening to the entire thing straight through twice

[Jean @jeans_2298]

I strive to play chess like a swarm of angry, intoxicated bees: by no means tactically brilliant, but super obnoxious and occasionally deadly

[Jean @jeans_2298]

@JesseWa36848227 As a sign of devotion to Eilistraee?

[Jean @jeans_2298]

Today someone asked to take a picture of my outfit because I was a good visual representation of the clothing she imagined being worn in her homebrew fantasy world and I honestly don't know if I have ever received a greater compliment on my appearance

[Jean @jeans_2298]

@ktdk321 English (native)
Mandarin (solidly conversational, use it for work)
Spanish (used to be pretty dang good - often becomes Mandarin mid-sentence)
ASL (confident disaster)
French (literal garbage)

[Jean @jeans_2298]

When Wednesday Addams writes her name does she say "wed-nes-day" in her head

[Jean @jeans_2298]

@femaleredhead @HeyKrisMich this is what you do right

[Jean @jeans_2298]

23 isn't too old to start teaching yourself aerial cartwheels, right?

[Jean @jeans_2298]

I just gave them literally my entire income from last month. You'd think they could afford to hire someone with a basic understanding of web design

[Jean @jeans_2298]

I seriously underestimated how much of my adult life would consist of yelling at the IRS website

[Jean @jeans_2298]

Honoring the memory of my grandmother this week by keeping three (3) cardigans in my car at all times

[Jean @jeans_2298]

@bee_butternut If you ever decide you don't want to do the "go back to sleep" part, I recommend an anxious Schnauzer mix

[Annette Gordon-Reed @agordonreed]

The problem is that when people say “Southerner”, they mean a white person. Blacks are Southerners too.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Nicole Harper and her daughter survived the crash. She is suing Arkansas State Police, claiming the maneuver was negligent and excessive use of force.

[Jean @jeans_2298]

Hello friends

Today I removed a Heckin Big Boi Tree from my yard with gloves, a shovel, and semi-controlled rage

I did not intend to do this

Send help