Author Jeb Bohn

Award-Winning Author. Weirdo. Beard aficionado.

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There are few things as confounding as being a night owl who loves waking up early. I love the world at 3 am, yet I also love waking up to the sunrise and early morning light. If only I didn't need sleep.

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This isn’t living, it’s purgatory.

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@NHLPlayerSafety is a joke. Wonder how shocked they’ll be when Steve Moore 2.0 happens. Absolutely shocked, I’m sure.

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I really don't like being a prick, but, for what Verizon charges, the fact that my phone is currently a paperweight is less than ideal.

Wow, it was easier than I thought to remain semi-diplomatic...

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There’s something about Carolina teams and players named Cam.
#carolinaculture
#keeppounding

[Sheena Quick @Sheena_Marie3]

Cam Newton: “To see where it’s at now, shows Bryce Young, shows David Tepper - If you win in Carolina, you have a city, a state, STATES that will back you.”

If the Bank hosts its first playoff game since 2015, who will pound the #KeepPounding  drum? 👀

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@FutureCanes I love Dougie, and hated losing him. That’s said, you’re right. $9 million is too steep for what he brings. I’m happy he got paid, and happier that it wasn’t the Canes.

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We all know how this ends, but, when it does, the league will act shocked. It’s a sick joke that such a beautiful game is represented by this circus of a league.

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The NHL is an absolute joke. We all saw Colin Campbell’s emails, yet he’s still allowed to hold any position with anything to do with the league. You’ve got a team that just cannot stop elbowing opponents in the head, yet faces no supplemental discipline.

[Chris Johnston @reporterchris]

Not expecting Seth Jones to receive any supplemental discipline for the hit that knocked Brandon Hagel out of last night's game.

There's obviously a long history between the teams, and #TBLightning weren't happy with the play.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

We're feeling generous today!

RT for a chance to win a Strutting Stormy hat.

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The fact that the NHL continues to employ Colin Campbell is fucking farcical.

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The world is full of fucking morons and the internet gives them a pulpit.

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Why am I surprised that the USPS sent a package back to the sender, claiming "incomplete address" despite the label clearly showing the correct name and full address? Absolutely fucking wonderful work.

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(9/9)Reach out to the @988Lifeline, your doctor, your friends, your significant other. You may be loathe to ask for help, but there's no shame in admitting you need it. Hell, reach out to me, I'll be glad to listen and help you connect with the right people. Don't give up. Ever.

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(1/9) #mentalhealth, #MentalHealthAwareness, and #mentalhealthsupport are often cited as neglected areas in the modern world. Let's be completely honest, they absolutely are. On the off-chance that someone out there needs proof they're not alone, I'll share my story...

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(8/9) No, I'm not where I want to be, and I still have days where the sun never shines. It's hard. It's ugly. It can hurt like a motherfucker. It's tough to realize you aren't alone, even when you're surrounded by people, but you're not...