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I’m really just here. This account is mostly for jokes | he/him

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

the autistic experience of realizing a friendship you cherished is just background noise in someone else’s very full social life

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

what if you were a SENATOR and you were GAY but you were CLOSETED and another senator DIED but you were LYING about it and his WIFE was a SPY for CHINA and then you ALSO DIED

[Jp ✨ 🇵🇸 (Game Composer) (COMMS OPEN) @Jp24Music]

OH MY GOD, I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS. I AM SHOCKED, I TELL YOU. SHOCKED

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Would anyone else here be fine with Elon Musk being charged with 518,428 counts of Negligent Homicide?

[Marcus Stanley @MarcusMStanley]

Good piece by Nicolas Kristof in the NYT today

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

i knew a guy who wanted to be a cop and i asked him how he planned to do that if he was afraid of the cta past 9 pm and everybody acted like i was the bad guy in that conversation

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[Bark @barkmeta]

Mark my words. Not one company is lowering prices because of this. They raised them because of tariffs. Tariffs are gone and prices will stay. And nobody can do anything about it.

[zac @jebcreb]

@thepeacepoet99 Don’t you tweet for a living?

[Ben Fowlkes @benfowlkesMMA]

The chief law enforcement officer of the US government shouting indignantly about how she shouldn’t have to answer questions about a massive human trafficking scandal as long as the stock market is doing well is crazy. But it does explain how we got here as a society.

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

Dept of Agriculture Intern: Here’s that video promoting kids drinking milk, I made it really creepy like you asked

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

There is nothing more inimical to the principles that our country was founded on than a government official declaring that due process should be tossed aside.

Everyone is entitled to due process. Everyone. We thought it so important we wrote it into the Constitution TWICE.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

So Kash Patel lied under oath. That’s a crime.

[Centrism Fan Acct 🔹 @Wilson__Valdez]

TFW you're in the news for your relationship with a notorious pedophile and can't read the room/help yourself

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

house parties very much exist but you might encounter a gay and or black person at one so instead you stay home and tweet yearningly about the jim crow era

[Mike (not a) Rothschild @rothschildmd]

The Trump admin is literally the nanny state that conservatives spent decades complaining about. They want to tell you what you should wear on a flight, how many cookies you should eat, who you can watch on TV, etc. No Democrat has ever been this much of a busybody fussbudget.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

did this right wing account just post a clip of me speaking facts, not debunk anything I said, then declare a win ? 😭

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

The higher the bond return, the worse the economy is performing.

I cannot believe this is a real post from @USTreasury.

What an embarrassment of incompetence.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Is this what you consider “family values,” MAGA?

Or is Pete Hegseth everything conservatives have been against before Trump?

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

buddy that's YOU!

YOU ARE DOING THE OFFSHORING.