Jazzy J 💜

I like bongs, thongs, and sexual songs ... inhale pepperoni pizza and chug Mountain Dew

[Rep. Jimmy Gomez @RepJimmyGomez]

Can’t pay federal workers. Can’t reopen the government.

But sure, let’s buy Kristi Noem TWO private jets. Republicans have lost absolutely all touch with reality.

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

this makes it sound like there’ll be a shortage of insulin, but it’s literally just that the prices are so high that people won’t be able to afford the shit they need to survive

[Harrison H. Smith ✞ @HarrisonHSmith]

This train station in China cost $7.8 billion to build.

America could have built 4 of these over the last 2 years for under $32 billion, but we decided to send that money to Israel so they could kill a bunch of civilians.

[Bryan Andrews @bryanandrews_]

I’d rather shit in both hands and clap, than let someone who makes $700,000 a minute, convince me that people who make $7.25 an hour is the reason we’re all struggling.

Wake the fuck up.

[old toons @oldtoons_]

Nvm I got it

[sweet afia @elefaantz]

i hope she knows she’s perfect

[Jazzy J 💜 @jebidiah2015]

Imma need miss @kellyclarkson to do her thing with the k pop demon hunters soundtrack

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

"Unless you beat cops viciously on January 6th. If you did that, we will pardon you."

[loda 𖤓°⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @earthtonyrual]

a band in my checking account AFTER bills & groceries would have me walking around like the monopoly man

[Scartingz @Buninlehat]

Is this hopebait

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

This is fascism

[doomer @uncledoomer]

if i drove 5 minutes in the UK they would execute me

[White Fellas For Kamala 2026 @BeigeFrequency]

For as long as I've been alive, conservatives have been saying they need guns to defend themselves from a tyrannical government and as soon as they see people doing that they start crying, pissing and shitting themselves.

[Danie @aalleinadd]

Yall shaming Huda for having sex w 2 ppl in villa when Pepe doing the exact same #loveislandusa

[amanda @amandabb__]

AUSTIN OUT OF MY VILLLAAAAAA #LoveIslandUSA

[Jazzy J 💜 @jebidiah2015]

Thursday better have our vote results and a mfn movie night
I want them to hear what they said with their chests and to watch how they’re wrong.
#LoveIslandUSA