Eli Bone

CCRN. WV. CJM.

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

I will never forgive my family members and former friends for voting for him.

Never.

[🦋 Manson Infowars 💖 ✨ @MansonInfoWars]

Rape allegations really “ruin a man’s life” and yet you can still become president of the United States of America 🇺🇸.

[Eli Bone @jebone97]

I cannot believe America allowed this to happen again. I’m so, so disappointed.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

if by “normal gay guy” you mean the married dad who messages me from a blank grindr profile every time i visit my hometown offering $200 to blow me then yes i’m sure

[Eli Bone @jebone97]

@mowwyjane Congrats, Molly!!! So happy for you!!!

[Retiredtina @bradentbh]

When someone asks what the “www” stands for at the beginning of a URL

[Eli Bone @jebone97]

@mowwyjane We had a visit in the ICU from the therapy dogs yesterday! Easily one of the best shifts I’ve ever worked!

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Me: I hate Country
Beyoncé: I like Country
Me:

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍

https://t.co/WdrCmvLHyA

📷: Beth Garrabrant

[Smitty @millenial__gay]

New TS album!!!

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

✨🫶 My name is Taylor and I was born in 1989 🫶✨

https://t.co/klomIqGx38

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

stop telling me my thoughts and feelings are ~valid~ when they are almost all shitty and unproductive.

[Eli Bone @jebone97]

@mowwyjane Congratulations!!!! So happy for you two!

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

nobody:
me to my alien: so james did an advertisement for tati’s vitamin supplement competitor brand, which led to her accusing him of inappropriately speaking about sucking dick AND cock. one year later she revealed that jeffree and shane had actually manipulated her

[Eli Bone @jebone97]

@nursekelsey Makes me want to vomit and scream at the same time 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Eli Bone @jebone97]

@DrCasteelEM As someone doing Invisalign, make the investment and go to an orthodontist instead of a dentist or an online service. May be more expensive, but the attention to detail/perfection and great service is worth the extra money.

[Eli Bone @jebone97]

@mowwyjane Thinking of you all and sending all the good energy your way! 💚

[Eli Bone @jebone97]

@emily_fri But, it’s also helpful to have the NOK there when docs come by for updates and consents and such. Takes time away from phone calls and allows me to stay at the bedside. (This is all from an ICU nurse perspective, though.)

[Eli Bone @jebone97]

@emily_fri Agree to an extent. Sometimes, I notice families who never leave look like they need to be in the bed in the next room. I see it as a time for family to stretch their legs, get fresh air, get food/water, and update other family members. Patients also need some quiet time to rest.