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PROGRESS OVER PERFECTION

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Every second counts.

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Idk how to explain it, but this is Filipino 90s comedy movie humor.

[Asa @xAsamoahx]

I don’t know if he wanted me to write about someone else’s dog 😂

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Been looking for a fitness band with no watchface. Lo and behold, google just announced Fitbit Air.

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Counsel denies hiding the money by admitting that the money was hidden in another account.

[Jesus Falcis 🇵🇭 @jesusfalcis]

⚠️ Accountants are up in arms against Atty. Michael Poa who defended Sara Duterte’s SALN by saying cash is lumped under “Others.”

But cash cannot be lumped with others because it is the most LIQUID.

In contrast: si Poa, este, Sara ang the most SOLID LIAR. 😂

#SaraSinungaling

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Aseans*

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Lamentably, the bears are unable to get any apporval as they have eaten all the seals.

[The Associated Press @AP]

Polar bears take over an abandoned research station in Russia.

[MLB @MLB]

THE LOS ANGELES @DODGERS ARE THE 2025 #WORLDSERIES CHAMPIONS! #CHAMPS

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This plays like a clip they will play in the future for documentaries made about the the third world war and the events that led up to it.

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

🇨🇳 The victory parade begins!

Xi, Putin and Kim arrive

1/ 🧵 on the parade

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SPAWN

[MD437 @TheMD2930]

is there a superhero name that actually sounds like good name to give to a child?

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We the people of the United Nations determined to save succeeding generations from the scourge of war, which twice in our lifetime has brought untold sorrow to mankind—

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Bro found a devil fruit out in the wild

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

I found this thing walking along a trail. WTF is this?? I was scared to touch it. Water bottle for reference.

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I always wondered why this specific sport is in the Philippine Tax Code.

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Who’s the LeBron of this sport?

[Maloi Ricalde ౨ৎ @bini_maloi]

wag na wag mong sasabihin

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Literally the spiritual successor of Michael Jackson. Tf u mean investigate him.

[mar ⸆⸉ @maroonsversion]

we need to investigate him

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It’s drawing the wrong conclusion that: ability to speak in english = smart.

When it’s actually bilingualism that helps cognitive development.

[vico blanco @vicotinamide]

mga magulang na english lang tinuturong wika sa anak kawawa bata sa inyo

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Old enough to remember .3gp

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Nagcommute pa-Manila para sa ex-parte hearing.

Kaso reset.

Welp.

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@ohjoybants Anong favorite mong number ng electric fan?

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@lyzande Banal na aso, santong kabayo

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I still dream about having and using a NerveGear.

[Anime News And Facts @AniNewsAndFacts]

Today is the day when Kirito Cleared the Sword Art Online Game (November 7, 2024 at 14.55)

[sansrival @jebrilalan]

Still obsessively read books but now I also worry about a thousand things. 🙃

[mau @villainsaints]

missing the time when i used to obsessively read books in less than a day and not worry about a single thing in life