Jeb‽ Ware

Not affiliated with the dead guy in bronze. I don't speak for my employer, either.

[Jeb‽ Ware @jebstuart]

@janecoaston I dunno, looks like a lotta PRs to me

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@janecoaston That's Vanderbilt game behavior. https://t.co/wWxwRhzFcc

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My favorite part of Vandy football games is when the announcers get so bored in the early 4th quarter that they just heckle each other for a whole drive.

They're currently making fun of the sideline reporter's expense reports.

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@kaushikgopal Very well put -- this is a great practice to follow.

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Perfect day to introduce my son to a classic masterpiece of American cinema.

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Boeing needs to start assembling their planes with that adhesive that Trader Joe's uses to seal hummus tubs.

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@TigBizzle That's more than I remember. But if you can still remember the joke it some thirty years later, you can see why I tried to milk it for the rest of the day.

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Remember when you were like, seven years old, and you told a joke that landed a little better than you expected, everybody laughed a little extra, so you decided "well, I guess that joke is my entire personality for the foreseeable future."

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My kid put on two sweatshirts last night, one over the other, and I kinda laughed about it. So now he's at four sweatshirts and shows no signs of stopping.

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Remember when you were like, seven years old, and you told a joke that landed a little better than you expected, everybody laughed a little extra, so you decided "well, I guess that joke is my entire personality for the foreseeable future."

[Jeb‽ Ware @jebstuart]

A decade of video calls has turned me into a stage actor. I emote for the people in the back of the theater.

Ain't no chance you'll miss my reaction.

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@scottelundgren I 100% did. I mean, I guessed what it was from the name, and I was right, but I still googled it to check.

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@n8ebel A datum: we've got a custom thing - it's a simple UI, then it hooks into our DI graph to provide overrides. It's quite simple to use and maintain, but I wonder if using a popular tool like Hyperion would provide access to more ready-made plugins, and therefore more utility.

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@timcheadle Get the presents, holly holly boughs y'all.

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This morning I have passed three cars which have their hazard flashers on because it's raining.

Do not do this.

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@MonocularVision It changed a couple of years back, so a lot of the answers online are for the old way of doing it.

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If you had told me two months ago that the dozen 11-year-old girls at this birthday party would spend this much time talking about Travis Kelce, I would have said you need to calm down. You're being too loud.

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@samnulton @MeckDems I think there's some value in the transparency of it. But I'd be open to making it a _little_ tougher to access, instead of letting any rando scrape it from a state website.

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Hey @MeckDems , we didn't have an election in '21 because of the delayed census. But when that municipal election happened, I voted in it.

I like a voting reminder more than anybody, but please don't impugn my voting record. Kthx.

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@aaronbennett @ATabarrok Yep. Also made his risk of dying slightly worse. But the question was...

Why shouldn't a company with a life-saving product advertise it over a sportsball match even when one of the sportsball players doesn't like the product?

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@timcheadle Is that a new court design or is it just the lighting?