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Diamond Hands, Metal Fingers

Opinions are my own, unless they get me in trouble, in which case I was totally hacked.

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@andrew_fox @DrewsOn_X @AndrewYang Whether you mean welfare to be pejorative or not, it's objectively fewer steps.

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@Rainmaker1973 Wow, what are the odds that one of each type all appeared at the same time?

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@Acyn @woot, my favorite deal-a-day site, I never expected you would try to steal an election

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@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R

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@TheLewisBlack I figured out "If it weren't for my horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college". The college had a program where they accepted horses as tuition payments. It was called "Horses for Courses"

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@htm

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They HATEOAS 'cause they ain't us

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They HATEOAS 'cause they ain't us

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They HATEOAS 'cause they ain't us

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A great name for an album would be "The Eponymous Album"

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Canadians would love a .eh TLD

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We're not so different U and I. We're both vowels...

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@ZachWeiner Retaicence

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I never did get the hang of Taungsdays

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@CrunkComputing This is used for cracking passwords. It's a rainbow table

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Just came up with a perfect @TheSimpsons style joke

Homer: No, alcohol makes you smart. That's why it's called "brain alcohol"

Other person: That says "grain alcohol"

Homer: Oh yeah, it does. I probably would have noticed that if I didn't drink so much brain alcohol.

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@LearnConLaw I don't understand why it's hard to show that a vote is a thing of value. In economics, we have the idea of "revealed preferences", which basically just means look at how people spend their money rather than what they say. People spend tons on campaigns.

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Andor is so good that the Mandalorian is like, What if we had HR bots?

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@USCPSC One day this account will be studied by academics in the field of memeology

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SQL is awesome sometimes

select json_agg(row_to_json(foo.*))
from foo;

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@__femb0t Love can't melt steel beams