Jessica Berta

Writer, mother. SF-NY-MKE. You were always beautiful.

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New piece on @SlackjawHumor, in which chickpea pasta has some very strong opinions of itself. https://t.co/WXCvuogZ0l

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New humor piece @WeeklyHumorist. Sorry, not sorry. https://t.co/egtJantxqW

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New humor piece on @mcsweeneys https://t.co/1TAEK5FMS0

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New @mcsweeneys piece on "mommy brain" just in time for Mother's Day. https://t.co/dhqiotdQic

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“The pandemic has forced me into the present. It’s the meditation I never wanted but have come to appreciate. That said, last week I kicked a hole in the bathroom door.” - Me

Emerging From the Coronavirus - The New York Times https://t.co/eHCubWm2j2

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If Emily Dickinson was as passionate about trick-or-treating as she was about hope and despair. https://t.co/1vjGjxSlHo

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Demand justice for Breonna Taylor https://t.co/qI1pZMElwY via @Change

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Coronavirus, Explained by Dr. Seuss https://t.co/8YYK98UU2F

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@eltonofficial I'm designing an Elton John-themed bathroom (i.e. the Elton John!). My dream is for us to have a selfie together when you play in Milwaukee next month. How do we make that happen? You're tops.

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@NBCSN Watching now. How do I find the version with Johnny & Tara commentating?!

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@journalsentinel @LoFredrich I'm searching for a family photo that hung on the walls of Karl Ratzsch. Ideas? Did anyone buy the building?

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@Chef_Hauck If you still have the old photos from Karl Ratzsch's walls (RIP), could I have/buy the one of my family? Will cook for it :)

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@JANOBRUSK And thanks for trying to revive the place. Such fond childhood memories...already had a table booked for a return visit.

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@JANOBRUSK Do you still have the old b/w photos from Ratzsch's? My dad was on that wall. Would LOVE to hunt that down for his 75th bday!

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@Chef_Hauck And THANKS for trying to revive the place. Such fond childhood memories...already had a table booked for a return visit.

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@Chef_Hauck Do you still have the old b/w photos from Ratzsch's? My dad was on that wall. Would LOVE to hunt that down for his 75th bday!

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Give a dollar a day for the first 100 days of Trump's presidency to help defend human rights. https://t.co/CtnCj7WwGU #100Days100Dollars

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This supports my desire for Siri to read the candidates' lines in the next presidential debate. Mics off. https://t.co/rA2yMfxwmo

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Forgive the critic. Forgo the chatter. @sixwords #StayCoolin6Words

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@perfumegenius Get this: My son Elliot was born while "Normal Song" was playing for us. That's the first song he heard! I'll always love it.