Jonathan Clark

SAFC 🔴⚪️

[Paul Embery @PaulEmbery]

A brilliantly accurate dissection of England’s self-destruction. Every word is spot on.

[Raheem J. Kassam @RaheemKassam]

Revoke visas for any premier league players and ban them from the league forever.

[Jonathan Clark @JEClark77]

Fuck off you stupid cunts

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

Argentine players holding up a banner after tonight’s game: “The Malvinas Islands (Falklands) belong to Argentina.”

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Roll on Wednesday.

[Jonathan Clark @JEClark77]

I agree, he's the boy

[Alex Turk @TurkTalksFC]

The fucker’s won me over, completely.

WINNER.

[Jonathan Clark @JEClark77]

What a bloke, RIP

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Dermot Murnaghan, former TV presenter and long-time Sky News anchor, has died. Murnaghan, 68, was an anchor for Sky News for 15 years until 2023. Before that, he presented for Channel 4, ITV and the BBC, and was loved for hosting the quiz show Eggheads.

https://t.co/6Lt68kUFjy

[Jonathan Clark @JEClark77]

Quality haha

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

John Stones had Thomas Tuchel so worried 😂

(via @England)

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

Look at the beaming half-wits behind the Village Idiot!

[Bosnian Football @BosniaNTBall]

Whether it is or isn’t a red to Balogun is now irrelevant. Government interference is a violation of FIFA Article 2 & 15, and the punishment is disqualification and suspension. #FIFAWorldCup

[Jonathan Clark @JEClark77]

It's berserk this, corrupt as fuck

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump on Balogun: "I saw the play, and I'm a person that loves sports ... that wasn't a foul. That wasn't even an infraction ... this referee, who is a little bit suspect if you check his past. He made a call that nobody could believe ... he's our best player, or one of our best players. And he gave him a red card. I didn't know what that meant ... yes, I asked for a review by FIFA."

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump on Balogun: "I saw the play, and I'm a person that loves sports ... that wasn't a foul. That wasn't even an infraction ... this referee, who is a little bit suspect if you check his past. He made a call that nobody could believe ... he's our best player, or one of our best players. And he gave him a red card. I didn't know what that meant ... yes, I asked for a review by FIFA."

[Callum Hands @Handsey]

Hello this is Mrs Cooper Simon’s mother year 12

[Jill Foster @JournalistJill]

Just seen the video of baby Preston being startled awake by his adoptive father. That tired eyed look in toddlers is so familiar to anyone who has ever loved and cared for a child. He's so bewildered, then anxious. Then his attempt at a little smile towards one of the evil bastards who ended his life is utterly, utterly heartbreaking. How we have failed that little boy.

[N O R D I @NordiMukiele]

Sunderland Relegated, Sunderland will be up and down. the best answer: 👇🏾👇🏾
HAWAY THE LADSSSSSS EUROPE IS FOR US GUYS ❤️

[James Copley @JamesCopley_]

May 13, 2025. 121:59.

The greatest moment the Stadium of Light has ever seen.

The sea fret. The mist. The flares. The celebrations. The limbs.

It will never, ever be beaten.

You just had to be there.

#SAFC

[Jonathan Clark @JEClark77]

Absolute joke

[Goals Xtra @GoalsXtra]

Another wrestling: Chemsdine Talbi vs Bruno Fernandes https://t.co/kuWnI29aFc

[At The Races @AtTheRaces]

Happy retirement, Bob Olinger 🩷🖤

Great to see the five-time Grade 1 winner nice and relaxed at home this morning!

🎥 @HenrydeBromhead

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

This is EXCRUCIATING to watch. This interview should immediately end John Healey's political career.

Even Sly News can see he's completely out of his depth, and amazingly they don't give him an inch.

I've never seen anything like it.

This is terrifying.
We are totally screwed

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

The US/Israeli attack on Iran and the widening hostilities in the region are exposing the growing scandal that is Britain’s military capabilities, or lack thereof. We are still in the world’s top 5/6 on defence spending yet:
We don’t have a single warship in the whole of the Mediterranean, despite the eastern Mediterranean becoming part of the theatre of war.
We don’t have a single warship in the Gulf. We have a naval base in Bahrain. But a base with no ships.
We don’t have any subs to deploy. The one active Astute Class sub is in Oz.
We have a handful of fighter jets in Cyprus.
And a smaller handful in Qatar (attached to Qatari airforce).
That’s it. Most of what’s left of the Navy — not even in the top 30 in the world in terms of warships these days — seems to be in repair/maintenance/renovation. Brilliant MoD planning.
Labour/Tories/LibDems who all had a shot at government these past 16 years need to be held to account.
When Ed Davey says Brit expats in the Gulf should pay for UK protection, exactly what protection does he have in mind that would be worth paying for?

[Jonathan Clark @JEClark77]

Tremendous

[george @StokeyyG2]

7 MINUTES INTO THE OLD FIRM DERBY AND YOU PULL OFF A BICYCLE KICK…

Youssef Chermiti, you are HIM.