Jessica Henderson

Oh bother. Bespoke Jeweller.
Instagram: @zugzwang_jewellery

[Jessica Henderson @jecula]

I’m at the point in my life where I’d eat a dodgy garage pie on a Sunday if it meant I could get out of work for a few days.

[Jessica Henderson @jecula]

@Cthulhucachoo Moloko 👌😭😍

[Jessica Henderson @jecula]

Why is off brand kak papier R174.00 for 18 rolls????

[Jessica Henderson @jecula]

A scrap dealer around the corner from my moms work was weighing some copper wire (obvs stolen) and turned out the bag to make sure it wasn't weighted and out fell a whole arm. An arm. An entire severed limb.

[Jessica Henderson @jecula]

The ladies loo was out of service today so everyone was using the same toilet.
10 minutes after it was cleaned, someone ejaculated all over the toilet just before I went in. My guys... the disgust in me is so strong.
Its not a common loo issue, its a human issue. Like why 🤢

[Jessica Henderson @jecula]

Every single night she does this and every night I scream.

[Jessica Henderson @jecula]

Violet: Viley, Big Girl
Vega: Mr Bomb, Butts, Grumps
Finley: Beans, Finklesteen, Stink
Paisley: Pickle Wish, Leeshie
Minkie: Smol Girl, Minkolinkie
Max: Smaaaaaks, Smack-a-la-kack

[Jessica Henderson @jecula]

Saw Jupiter this morning while making coffee and I was like fuck man, I need nighttime glasses, if the stars are blurred so massive, imagine the streetlights 🤦‍♀️

[Jessica Henderson @jecula]

I love to push the serotonin button in my brain so I am constantly "on" until I hit creative burnout. Two weeks of up and three weeks of clawing myself back from the edge.

[Karabo Ntshweng @KaraboNtshweng]

Be honest😂 What makes you a not so great person to live with?

[Jessica Henderson @jecula]

@LeahJazzLive Lubricants also. An additional 7% on top of the 15% tax. 🤢

[Jessica Henderson @jecula]

This thread changed my life.

[Jessica Henderson @jecula]

I opened the Sanral app to report some potholes in the area... but never mind 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[Jessica Henderson @jecula]

😍

[Jessica Henderson @jecula]

So rationally I know I have ptsd. But hearing someone say, yeah, you're right, its ptsd, is a bit devastating.

[Jessica Henderson @jecula]

My actual favorite ring. I love the rose gold and blue 💙

[Jessica Henderson @jecula]

Working on some designs for a Spinel my husband bought me for my birthday 😊

[Jessica Henderson @jecula]

I'm very lucky that I get to do what I love.
And then, on top of it, I get to make rings like this!

[Jessica Henderson @jecula]

@TheZombieVader I love how moody this colour pallet is 😍

[Jessica Henderson @jecula]

Just minding my own business and this smol bitch must lay on my back.

Ps, SQUISH IT!

[Jessica Henderson @jecula]

I love them 😍

[Richard Spoor @Richard_Spoor]

Got a call this morning from a distraught mother. Her little girl (5) contracted listeriosis in the womb after she (her mother) ate contaminated polony produced and distributed by Tiger Brands at their Polokwane factory.