Jed

the worlds most subtle shock artist

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@dorianshawxxx The only proper pronunciation

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Just told an 89 year old woman “condragulations” on accident

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@normcorewoman @coIesIaww Hahah this is exactly how it feels! I’ve been burned before!

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Happy gayest music release day of the year

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Well didn’t think I would be held up tonight by 1000 nude bicyclists blocking traffic but werk

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The martini to hangover pipeline never fails

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Highly suggest taking a hungover morning walk in the rain through New Orleans ❤️

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@megstalter tickets secured girly

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@kylieminogue Watched on VH1 before middle school and had a “oh shit I’m gay” moment

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The sun is out, the boys are cute and we get new Lorde today 🙌

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I’ve turned into such a morning person it’s actually disgusting

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At the end of the day.. I think we all just wanna be January Jones

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@TZoops I’m sneaky, it means you have to come visit now 😎

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I checked and my phone says I walk an average of 8 miles a day. Chicago really said get some cardio in bitch

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Legs longer than my marriage.

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@dannnyslays Underrated icon

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Who would I have thought that my week off from drinking would be so beneficial for my mental health 🙃

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@bfullertodd A true Easter moment

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I just ate a whole loaf of French bread and half a rotisserie chicken happy Easter

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Empanadas should be everyone’s favorite food

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It’s me I’m kens buddy

[Dominique Devereaux’s Son @wondermann5]

Ken’s “buddy”