Justin Edge

Digital native. Comedy writer for Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat and Twitter.

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@mikiebarb why do you pause so often (and long) between syllables during The Daily podcast? Is this your normal speaking voice or do you do it for the podcast?

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is anyone else feeling like we're in some shitty dystopian teen novel where we're not the main protagonist? All I gotta say to whoever the white teen who is, y'all need to hurry up and discover your true identity, fix this shit and stop fucking around. #coronavirusaus

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@fleetwoodmacole Gurl I said the same thing. Legit.

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@ChesneyInfalt @MarcusCVance Is chesney a family name or...?

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@dopemamaJ That’s not true

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@Hesterquirl @JohnnyBerchtold Or when they get a takeaway cup of coffee and it’s obviously empty. WTF.

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Thank you @arianagrande for spending 48 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #spotifywrapped

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I WILL NOT USE THE “PEOPLE YOU MAY KNOW” FEATURE AS A GRINDR SUBSTITUTE.

I WILL NOT USE THE “PEOPLE YOU MAY KNOW” FEATURE AS A GRINDR SUBSTITUTE.

I WILL NOT USE THE “PEOPLE YOU MAY KNOW” FEATURE AS A @Grindr SUBSTITUTE.

repeat this 4x every morning.

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@BroedeCarmody 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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“this movie will ruin your career...” — Sharon Stone whispers to Halle Berry on the set of Catwoman.

#SuicideSquad

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@mitchoo_o @pittworldwide WTF

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@pittworldwide @ScorpioHole Was listening to Put You On and thought to myself, “can’t wait to sing this with Bryonie and Ed” https://t.co/kSCGEAthxj

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@pittworldwide

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I'm overly cautious of taking rides from strangers ever since that time I mistakenly winded up on the Bait Bus and ended up on xtube. #xtube

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me rocking up to your house unannounced for kick-ons

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@SistaRighteous you’re an idiot.

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@artb0i *principal

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@deandavidgray I did. It’s something...

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The Sydney Gay podcast is like listening to 2 gay white dudes from Sydney brag for 31 minutes also known as things that you hear at Fitness First - Kings Cross.

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@JackPosobiec You’re a idiot.