Jennifer Delgado

wife, realist, workaholic, Disney and pop culture obsessed, cooker, Baker, Wannabe baby maker

[Jennifer Delgado @jediDelgado3]

@MASTERCHEFonFOX got food I've never heard of but nobody can order any damn gloves?! I love watching but damn I could never eat it! #poohand

[Jennifer Delgado @jediDelgado3]

@GordonRamsay #MasterChef  why do the people never wear gloves?! Cross contaminating? Sanitation? #thefword too! What the bloody hell Gordon

[Jennifer Delgado @jediDelgado3]

I am a frustrated working woman on a vicious period. I will rip your face off today

[Jenny Ellsworth @LLRJenEllsworth]

LuLaRoe Giveaway Party! We are giving away hundreds of items!#lularoe #lularoegiveaway #freestuff #giveaway https://t.co/nWNWm0l8S4

[Jennifer Delgado @jediDelgado3]

#GreysAnatomy still made it home in time!

[Jennifer Delgado @jediDelgado3]

Husband tried to make surprise dinner plans and I got stuck working late and missed them.all I can think about is how hungry I am #jobwon

[Jennifer Delgado @jediDelgado3]

@DunkinDonuts went to use your "time saving" #dunkinapp but no still no liquid sugar! Stop the discrimination offer all sugar! #liquidsugar

[Jennifer Delgado @jediDelgado3]

@TheMindyProject thanks for the follow! Use your celebrity status and help me get @DunkinDonuts to add #liquidsugar as an option #dunkinapp

[Jennifer Delgado @jediDelgado3]

Status update on #liquidsugar @DunkinDonuts lets go man it's one easy button to program in! #dunkinapp #trending https://t.co/8oiZtgJFjF

[Dunkin' @dunkindonuts]

@jediDelgado3 We will be sure to pass your feedback along to the appropriate teams! Thanks ^GS

[Jennifer Delgado @jediDelgado3]

@DunkinDonuts went to use your "time saving" #dunkinapp but no still no liquid sugar! Stop the discrimination offer all sugar! #liquidsugar

[Jennifer Delgado @jediDelgado3]

@DunkinDonuts liquidsugarliquidsugarliquidsugarliquidsugarliquidsugar #liquidsugar #dunkinapp #dunkinsave add the damn button! #dunkindonuts

[Jennifer Delgado @jediDelgado3]

Liquid sugar please!!!!!!!! Its just one button and I'm sure a lot of people would also gain the extra time in their lives the app intended!

[Jennifer Delgado @jediDelgado3]

#monkeypuppet #stopthecrying #findthemonkey

[Jennifer Delgado @jediDelgado3]

#whenwatchingporngoeswrong #buzzfeed @buzzfeed

[Jennifer Delgado @jediDelgado3]

@DunkinDonuts what's up with not having liquid sugar as an option in the order to go app??!!! Fix this or tell me why you wont! #liquidsugar

[Jennifer Delgado @jediDelgado3]

The ovaries are pumping, the headache is starting, the cravings are real .... #periodiscoming

[Rachel Levin @rclbeauty101]

A trick to get yourself into a good mood right away is to listen to a song from your childhood that has no bad memories associated with it

[Jennifer Delgado @jediDelgado3]

I feel so sorry for Florida gynecologists in the midst of Florida summer heat. Great case for getting a bidet installed #ladyheat #gyno

[Jennifer Delgado @jediDelgado3]

Nothing like already running late for work and having to stop cuz you have diarrhea on your way! #HappyMonday

[Jennifer Delgado @jediDelgado3]

I was playing checkers with my husband last week and he kept making up all these bullshit rules. Kings can do Flying V across the board? Wtf