Jess

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[Jess @jedijess19]

What's cool about bees' knees?

[Julia Salazar (@juliasalazar on bluesky) @JuliaCarmel__]

Imagine having a Harvard Law degree and thinking that the Paris Climate Agreement is actually about Paris

[Alexis Johnson @alexisjreports]

I feel like we are downplaying the “a couple of bombs found” part of the day idk

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

After 2020 I'm never going to question why they keep opening up Jurassic Park despite obvious safety issues.

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

fogging dammit

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

[vantablack @DKEvanoff]

Biden- "If you make over 400k a year your taxes will be higher."

Guys from my high school that make 35K a year-

[Jess @jedijess19]

@dog_rates

[Jess @jedijess19]

I just entered to win a @MyFavMurder-filled weekend in Santa Barbara 🌴Stay sexy and join me! https://t.co/ERammGrwtH

[Jess @jedijess19]

@mermaidwishing This is a VERY important reminder during wedding planning

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Also, the cops will NEVER and HAVE NEVER credited a writer or journalist for helping them solve a case. But every time they said #GoldenStateKiller they credited the work of #MichelleMcNamara and #IllBeGoneInTheDark.

[Jess @jedijess19]

@onelivemedia THANK YOU!

[Jess @jedijess19]

@onelivemedia Any updates for Charlotte?

[Jess @jedijess19]

@MyFavMurder Anyone else not even able to see the “Buy Now” button when you could see tickets selection?

[Jess @jedijess19]

@mermaidwishing Unless someone is being creepy then rude is very much allowed.

[Jess @jedijess19]

@YCPRProf Not until October 20th, but time is passing quickly! 👰🏻🤵🏼

[Jess @jedijess19]

@YCPRProf @DarienneShae @BaileyLRacer @laurawolffphoto Hope you’re doing well! 😊❤️

[Kimberly Janise @kimberlyjanise]

“You can’t politicize mass shootings. It’s disrespectful to the families of the victims!”

I AM the family this time.

Politicize the fuck out of it. #stopmassshootings #KentuckySchoolShooting #guncontrol