Me when unemployed: If only I had money, I swear I'd be more happy
Me when employed: And should the world end tomorrow, however shall I go, knowing that all I had, were morals so bad, I sold myself to the capitalist overlords
Hi, is your name Ventolin? Because you send my heart racing.
(Explanation: Side effects of the ventolin inhaler includes heart palpitations. Fun times)
Parents: *have a child*
Parents: *ignore the child for at least two decades*
Parents when they discover the child they have two decades later isnโt the child they imagine theyโd have: *shocked Pikachu face*
Nothing worse than looking through your shots and realising you forgot to switch your aperture. So you shot at f/8 instead of f/2.8
Come on Sarah. Do better
It's nearly bedtime and what I am doing is listening to old One Direction videos where it is just 'Louis Tomlinson's vocals' because fuckkkk, his voice