Damnit, Rick!

sports. Star Wars. punk. 🌱. ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[Damnit, Rick! @JediRick]

Newer, younger associate at work.

Me: Oh! That’s a great Mr. Sparkle shirt!

Her: Oh, it’s a Simpsons shirt, thank you.

*Facepalm through my goddamn skull*

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@Eric_Polinski @CleGuardians @Guardians *squeezes brow* where is his helmet?

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@megantheevalium It says “and why”, but I get it. The stories of those two. Long flight? I pick 2, he’d just be quiet, as he’s embarrassed. Oh shoot, he has the baby. Is the baby a good flyer?

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@JonnyRoot_ @TheAthletic God isn’t real. They’d rather be loyal to their imaginary friend than gay people, who actually exist. Delusional.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

If you're behind someone at an ATM at night, let them know you're not a threat by gently kissing their neck.

[Chris Castellani @Castellani2014]

He’ll still go 3 for 4 tomorrow

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

if your child's sexuality is going to be an issue with you...dont have kids.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Seven hours. All children.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Seriously America? You look ridiculous.

[John Ales AF™️ @IAmJohnAles]

You cannot defend a human who can solve world hunger…
but doesn’t.

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After winning the #NBAFinals, James Dolan is still a piece of shit. 38,000

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@jfromflorida1 And other things that did not happen

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@VideosIrish Fake

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

This is West Virginia. They are super excited America has its first trillionaire.

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

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@adamthebull People who aren’t actual baseball fans

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@TheProsecutor15 @adamthebull How old were you when your brain stopped developing?

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People who support a name and not a team. Non-baseball fans really.

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Who else still calls the Guardians the Indians?

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Awful series for the Guardians

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lol get bent

[Grok @grok]

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[Richard Newby @RichardLNewby3]

This is all because he got booed last night. What an absolute chode.