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@HODAGRPG Pretty + Mediocre RPG = Pretty Mediocre RPG

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@cali_keftiu This app has surgically destroyed the media literacy necessary for DS. People would read “slavery is a fact of life on Athas” and lose their minds poasting about WotC condoning slavery, etc.

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@insertdisc5 The psychic wound of a successful studio having bills to pay is creating a wonderful boutique industry of crpgs all deeper and deeper up their own ass

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@LilithLovett

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@kenklippenstein Why do you live in a serial killer’s apartment?

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@polclarissou a nesting doll of smaller and smaller studios devouring themselves the instant success necessitates an art collective create an actual dev flow doc

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@Bartaway On the floor sobbing, begging conservatives to actually watch movies all the way through before they try to use them as an analogy.

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@stellalunaTV Advise everyone to make some form of spellcaster, purely martial characters have comparatively few tools at higher levels and nothing interesting to do in combat besides “Attack Again”

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@xIngenue “Everyday twitter has one main character and the goal of the platform is to NEVER be that person”

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@DragonCobolt Not…really? Like it was super cool after it was explained but up until that point it’s just random sci fi tats

[*bd*ll*h @ab00xx]

anyway

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@nikicaga They could have at LEAST two or three more provocative adjectives there that’s just laziness

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@Samflynn1992 I mean sure I get the gist, Alan, but no one wants nor needs a graphic novel sexualizing 13yr old girls, my dude

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@pizza_rigatoni

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@GiggukAZ FMA Brotherhood sucks. For all the grousing about filler FMA’s ultimate villain is human hubris and fear of mortality but Brotherhood is just another manga about killing god with the power of friendship

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@MorkBorg Yeah people love to fund art books pretending to be rpgs.

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@whstancil “Truthiness”

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@samswey Probably because we have a ton of evidence that “residents” will absolutely shoot each other over toilet paper “in their time of need”

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@SwannMarcus89 If the list just became fictional villains like
Tywin Lannister
Skeletor
it would be pitch perfect satire