John

Mcfc fan and star wars geek.

[John @jediskitz]

@SkySportsNews

[LB✌🏽 @Londonblue_2]

Big Steve beautifully articulates what’s so unique about Man City.

🗣️ “Judge a football club when it’s on the bones of its arse”

Well said 🩵

[LB✌🏽 @Londonblue_2]

Before the silverware and all the big name superstars, there was the maestro Ali Benarbia.

Those who know, know 👌🏽

[City Report @cityreport_]

Happy 48th birthday to City legend, Frank Lampard! 😉

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

☕️ "I just spilt coffee down my shirt just before we went on air..."

👕 "I had to find a T-shirt and this was thrown at me."

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 "They're playing Scotland, aren't they?"

Cundy's bad luck meant he had to wear this Morocco shirt a few days after wearing his Haiti shirt on air 🤣

[John @jediskitz]

@latiiivReactsX Not seen him play in net .

[City Report @cityreport_]

Erling Haaland with the World Cup mascots. 🥰

🎥 @BBCMOTD

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

BREAKING: Jeremy Doku has reached an agreement with #ManCity over a contract extension until 2031 and a 'drastic' salary increase. The 24-year-old declined offers from 'numerous' clubs in the process as @ManCity was his 'absolute priority'.

[via @RomVanderPluym]

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Every time the World Cup rolls around, Japan’s supporters clean the stadium on their way out and every time, it rightly gets an incredibly positive response.

Their whole culture has respect and honour so deeply embedded within it, it’s superb.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

On this day in 2022, we signed the one and only @ErlingHaaland 🩵

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

10 June, 2023.
Atatürk Olympic Stadium.
Başakşehir, Istanbul.
Manchester City: THE CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE.

Three years ago, today. 🥹🩵

[The Pep @GuardiolaTweets]

That time Manel Estiarte – Pep’s right hand man – checked Evra to his face after he had spent the previous year saying Pep’s team had no personality, then watched them go and crash Madrid 4-0

[The Pep @GuardiolaTweets]

Evra said Man City lacked personality. One year later, City beat Madrid 4-0 right in front of him. Couldn’t even make eye contact with Guardiola. 😭

[• dave ellis • @fullback03]

Rice has taken 16 free kicks since he scored against Real Madrid and not scored.
He took 12 before that game and never scored.
His had 23 assists in 8 years in the Premier League.
The overhype for this player who runs around a lot and gesticulates for the cameras is staggering.

[John @jediskitz]

@_ededed @BlueWolf_09

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

Fernandinho paid £4 MILLION of his own transfer fee to secure a move to #ManCity, #OnThisDay in 2013. 🩵

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

#OnThisDay: #ManCity signed 28-year-old, @fernandinho [2013]

🔵 383 Apps
⚽️ 26 Goals
🅰️ 33 Assists
🏆 League Cup [x6]
🏆 Premier League [x5]
🏆 FA Cup [x1]
🏆 Charity Shield [x1]
🏅 PFA Team of the Year [x1]
🏅 @ManCity Goal of the Season [x1]

[Skint Eastwood @Skint_Eastwood1]

😭 Absolute classic sketch from Harry Enfield & Paul Whitehouse’s BAFTA-winning BBC series.

Harry and Paul do a brilliant parody of BBC Question Time: the clichéd audience questions, the sweaty nervous bloke in the jumper, the host’s withering put-downs, panelists waffling absolute nonsense… and all the timeless British political b*llocks in one perfect sketch. 😂

Still painfully accurate years later.

[Clip Master @Clip_Master__]

Teen girl dressed as an animal barked at her Uber driver and claimed she was a dog, so he kicked her out and told her to order Uber Pets instead.

[Football Confidential 🌐 @footballconfid1]

Simon Jordan talking nothing but facts about why everyone laughs at Arsenal:

🗣️“They're quite an obnoxious bunch, the Arsenal fans... those mouthy little twits at AFTV… Piers Morgan… and then you have all the splinter groups of these awful characters…”