alissap.

welcome to the main character’s account.

[alissap. @JediYoFace]

My girlfriend and I graduated together. Look at us thriving.

[tate @50FirstTates]

not the time, iphone

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Hi.

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I came back here just to say that Ben Platt is extremely underrated.

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I could eat 100 almonds in one sitting

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Anw, 🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿

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My english stopped englishing

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why does everyone say they know that one person that is friendly with everyone and everyone likes them but you’re the only one who sees they’re fake as fuck? But then when you do know who that person is, no one else sees it??

[alissap. @JediYoFace]

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️@ifellasleep_ 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

[alissap. @JediYoFace]

manifesting an italian pizza 🕯️🕯️🕯️

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it’s easier to find a graphic design job than it is to find dick in this market & i hope the company i work in knows that 💅🏻

[Psyche Wizard @PsycheWizard]

7 Laws of Karma

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mesieur ra3ed, 3mol ma3rouf, watte sawtak

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@MchMerteha M3 kl ehtirame elik, shedde 7alik

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every now and again i’m reminded that twitter exists and i poke my head around like a little cockroach and then crawl back out

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Lesh hek sar debesh

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What happened to twitter?

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@heyjupiter__ I’ll be going to turkey next week and returning end of Jan. Let me know if it isn’t too urgent, i can try to bring the meds from there by then