Melanie

i ❤️ food!

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Today on the 405 in Los Angeles. We are waiting @adidas.

[Melanie @jedmel]

@missmiznazi @hpisdschools Congratulations!!! 🎉

[Melanie @jedmel]

I #VoteFerreira for @MLS Player of the Week!

[Melanie @jedmel]

@FMS_Plano @Ms_HAnderson15 YAY!! We LOVE Ms. Anderson to the moon and back! Congratulations to both!! 💙💙

[Melanie @jedmel]

Pete Delkus is my spirit animal!
🤣🤣🤣 @wfaaweather #delkusdelivers

[Pete Delkus @wfaaweather]

Yes, I shut them down too! By the end of the day today, I’ll close all schools in North Texas!!

[Melanie @jedmel]

We’ve missed out on all the rest, just knowing this was coming. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣😘

[XBOX | Emergence Begins @XBOX]

The Xbox + Marvel Hero collab you've been waiting for.

Follow and retweet with #XboxShangChisweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Xbox Series X and controller inspired by @ShangChi and the Legend of Ten Rings.

Ends on 9/18/21 at 8pm PT: https://t.co/CgVPWB4jtM

[Melanie @jedmel]

@Walmart EPIC FAIL

[Melanie @jedmel]

@JudgeClayJ @GovAbbott Thank you!!! 💙😷💙

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

A special-needs girl is having a hard time on my flight. Guy behind me loudly asked, “Are we gonna have this screaming the whole flight?”.

I have a special needs brother. Travel can be so hard. Let’s show grace.

Also, if I get thrown-off plane, it’s b/c I decked that asshole.

[Melanie @jedmel]

@Apple could ya pls add “housework” to approved #AppleWatch workouts? I’m over here burning all the calories and gettin none of the credit. #wannaclosemyrings ✌🏼🤍🏋🏼‍♀️

[Melanie @jedmel]

@BradleyWhitford You know he shredded everything in the house EXCEPT the box that hair dye came in. #RudyRaid

[Melanie @jedmel]

😭😘😭🥰

[David Gelles @dgelles]

My mom has been really sick and hasn’t seen her grandchildren in over a year. On Wednesday my daughter and I flew to surprise her for her 75th birthday . . . sound on.

[Melanie @jedmel]

@AlexThomas71180 @GameStop @gamestopcorp isn’t it illegal to sell an item and require customers to finance it? If not illegal, absolutely unethical. We have money to pay for it, and should be allowed to purchase it outright. This is SHAMEFUL.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

“You were told Mr. Floyd died because his heart was too big. After seeing the evidence, you know Mr. Floyd died because Derek Chauvin’s heart was too small”

— Prosecutor’s closing words in #DerekChauvinTrial

[Mike Collier @CollierForTexas]

I'm Mike Collier and in 2022, with your help, we will beat Dan Patrick and elect a Democrat as Lt. Governor of Texas.

RT if you agree.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

First, some in GOP boycotted @NFL b/c players took a knee.

Then, they boycotted @NBA b/c those players knelt.

Next, they boycotted @NASCAR b/c it banned Confederate flag.

Now, they boycott @mlb b/c changed game venue.

All while they rant and rail against #CancelCulture...🙄

[Christopher Jackson @ChrisisSingin]

Always cool to see your name in lights... but even better than that? To raise awareness and ACCEPTANCE for #AutismAcceptanceMonth Thank you #DrewBarrymoreShow for your gift to @kulturecity and all the families it’s gonna impact! ❤️❤️❤️

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

holy fucking shit, the party that wants to regulate every uterus is having a lot of feelings this morning about keeping track of who's been vaccinated

[Mike Collier @CollierForTexas]

I wear a mask to protect fellow Texans.

I wear a mask because I respect frontline healthcare workers.

I wear a mask to keep our economy open.

I wear a mask because there is still a pandemic.

Im delighted most Texans agree with me. I wish all Texans did. #MaskUp