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i could go for a good bagel right now, like a good bagel not that grocery store shit gimme some nice ass bread like new york water bread

[dej @jedsonmade]

@AnnaBower That’s my sister, she’s an absolute legend !!!!!

[dej @jedsonmade]

The Galactic Federation has elected Rhamondre Stevenson to serve as Earth’s political representative. He will argue for the future of our planet’s natural resources

[soph @fleabagstan1]

Me going to bed on Wednesdays knowing Thursdays are drink with my coworkers days

[dej @jedsonmade]

@fleabagstan1 It was quite good!

[soph @fleabagstan1]

Inside you there are two wolves

[soph @fleabagstan1]

When I have a bad day versus a good day at the office I totally understand why some people get home from work and beat their kids like idk it is that serious

[dej @jedsonmade]

If I could inject a sound into my veins it would be the Sinners folky blues guitar

[dej @jedsonmade]

Just wanted to spread awareness, it’s currently game day #gameday pls spread the word

[Zach @zsiskind]

Just got back from the doctor. Got diagnosed with

[dej @jedsonmade]

If you have a brick, any windows a door

[dej @jedsonmade]

A 14 year old italian kid today told me “a cooler sight than the top of this lighthouse would be a shower” not recovering from that one

[Zach @zsiskind]

Every time I see the “brotherly shove” it’s like another plane hit another tower

[dej @jedsonmade]

@zsiskind Stop lying on the internet

[dej @jedsonmade]

@zsiskind What if he missed on purpose just to spite you and sentence you to eternal damnation

[dej @jedsonmade]

yo @djkhaled get off your fuckin phone dumbass

[dej @jedsonmade]

@zsiskind bobby schmurda says, “bobby bitch”

[dej @jedsonmade]

bobby bitch

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

Fuck Will Smith's candy ass smacking a dude 4 inches shorter and 50lbs lighter. He's just in his feelings cause his bald headed bitch been fuckin around on him for years and he takes it. We all know who he wishes he could slap. #CuckWill

[dej @jedsonmade]

@HamburgerMass the blueberry spectrum is wide

[dej @jedsonmade]

hello my twitter friends