gimme my egg

tossed salad and scrambled eggs

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let me be the positive beacon of light in your life

[queeralamode @queeralamode]

Democratic leadership once again cleared a bar below hell, so liberal blue checks are naturally ecstatic:

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dutch (oven) team

because they STINK

[Nai Palm @artykarateparty]

Mood Valiant is finally out everywhere !! Holy ( and I say this with every ounce of my soul ) fucking guacamole!! 🔮🤘🏼

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THE FUCKING TEXTURES DEAR LORD

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MOOD VALIANT

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@AcunaMatata17 a testament to how garbage subway systems are in the US

[Branko Marcetic @BMarchetich]

After US police disgraced themselves through 2020 with thuggish behaviour seen all over the world, largely on cable news, those same networks stoked alarmism about Jan 6th that rehabilitated their image, and are now resorting to dishonesty like the below to give them more power.

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had us in the first half ngl

[jameswhite @JamesCageWhite]

Hi guys , check out my fan, very beautiful very cool very swag I like it, it’s my mother’s fan actually 😃

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

She screamed like Homer Simpson 😂

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@thenikoftime it better be

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really love the smell of burning food in my apartment

thanks roomie!!! 😊😊😊

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@thenikoftime yo i can't believe i'm venting about a roommate via twitter pretty much EXACTLY like i did a couple years back...

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@thenikoftime it either smells burnt or like ass lmao

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i swear to god, don toliver does. not. miss.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

This is a war crime under the fourth Geneva Convention. A war crime funded by us. No amount of faux outrage by the GOP or racist attacks on Ilhan Omar can change this. It’s happening in front of our eyes and we are funding it.

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really gonna be bumping this japanese breakfast all damn summer

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never ever EVER forget that common sense ain't common