hi twitter I'm back but only because I am the newest general manager of a football team (actually 2 if we are being specific) and wanted to make sure everyone knows about it (hopefully now my husband will still love me and talk to me during football season :))
@ZingySlingerson Currently have a shower scrubber, a sweater and a pair of slippers in my cart but one day I randomly bought 6 pairs of the same pant in different colors in one sitting 🙃 you just can’t beat the prices
taylor swift is just like me fr like I too will lose my damn mind and start acting foolish when presented with a man who’s got charisma and incredible arms
Steven and I on our way to Coastal with two bottles of rumpleminze and Jell-O shots in the cooler 😵💫 say a prayer for us crusty grads that we can hang like we did in college (more say a prayer for me that I don’t get a belly ache)