david “lump” ghantt

had a solo on the flute in 5th grade. dabble in grinder on the weekends.

[david “lump” ghantt @jeebripper]

Just watched Rocky 4 when I heard the news. Give me an AK, white monster, honey pack and a playlist with creed on it and I’ll solve this Iran bs.

[david “lump” ghantt @jeebripper]

@DanteSilvio2 Grape and it’s disgraceful you even had a 2nd thought

[david “lump” ghantt @jeebripper]

@DouchebagSuprem No thank you.

[david “lump” ghantt @jeebripper]

@BretTheBump Hello old friend! Great to hear from again. I do love me a good bench made.
Love you friend, lump

[david “lump” ghantt @jeebripper]

Reasons to have a pocket knife
1. Open random packages
2. Get caught at football game metal detectors
3. Be an absolute badass

[david “lump” ghantt @jeebripper]

Suddenly have the urge to mow just about lawn I’ve come across. Already fired up the grill for tonight. Thanking God for another day. #lifestyle

[david “lump” ghantt @jeebripper]

Just had an S tier nap. Threw on little house on the prairie. Watching masters. Bad day to be a hangover. #rot #grandpapi #icouldgetusedtothis

[david “lump” ghantt @jeebripper]

Why do people kill themselves. #goodlife #jesus

[david “lump” ghantt @jeebripper]

@BretTheBump Y’all stay safe out there bump

Yours truly - lump

[david “lump” ghantt @jeebripper]

@derek_davidson1 Just what I suspected grip.

- lump

[david “lump” ghantt @jeebripper]

Had an unusual amount of silent farts recently. Any unprofessional doctors have a diagnosis on here ?

[david “lump” ghantt @jeebripper]

@thadburnerr Is this supposed to be a coming out post Thad?? A little confused here, please clarify swiftly.

[david “lump” ghantt @jeebripper]

@derek_davidson1 Ouch ! Painful grip, praying for ya !!
Best wishes always
- lump

[david “lump” ghantt @jeebripper]

Not to rage bait any cancel culture dip shits but straws are overrated as fuck. #cancelme

[david “lump” ghantt @jeebripper]

@BretTheBump I can try to get us a two man with Elaine and Lucinda if your down bump ??

- lump

[david “lump” ghantt @jeebripper]

Take me back to prime football card trading era. #4thgradehuzz #firecard #jerseycard #rayrice

[david “lump” ghantt @jeebripper]

Anyone else missing 2017 dude perfect rn.

Lump out ✌️

[david “lump” ghantt @jeebripper]

@BretTheBump I just cummed.

[david “lump” ghantt @jeebripper]

When I die I want to come back to this word and flap my wings. You’ll never know which specific bird I am but there will be signs.

[david “lump” ghantt @jeebripper]

In desperate need of a Gatorade.