dan

yeah i make bleep bloop music so what

[Klara @klara_sjo]

VAPES ARE A DEEP STATE PSYOP DESIGNED TO CONDITION US TO ENJOY SUCKING ROBOT DICKS.

ONCE AI TAKES AWAY ALL OUR JOBS AND THE ONLY THING LEFT FOR HUMANITY IS TO BE SEX SLAVES FOR ROBOTS!!

REAL EYES REALIZE CLANKER LIES!!!!

DON’T FALL FOR IT!!!

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

[dan @jeedanjee]

orange you glad I didn’t say tomato?????

[dan @jeedanjee]

sucky mama dry sucky mama ur jealous cuz i Xcel @ evrything i try

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Meanwhile, in America.

Police raided rapper Afroman’s house. They didn’t charge him with anything, but they trashed his home and stole $400.

He captured the raid on CCTV.
He then dropped diss tracks roasting them.

They sued him for defamation, and he won.

[Damn Nature You Scary @AmazingSights]

I've been laughing about this the whole time

[manic @manicdistopia]

don't die at work

[dan @jeedanjee]

@aestheticsguyy

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Was not expecting that ending. That was crazy.

[dan @jeedanjee]

ngl it’s kinda funny to see all the American news stations freaking out about a couple inches of snow and clearing grocery stores out when this is pretty much your average winter storm Canada 😂

[dan @jeedanjee]

few things genuinely piss me off but god damn i can’t stand when someone complains about the most minuet problem and deems it their “life struggles” then proceeds to do absolutely nothing about it or to change it

[dan @jeedanjee]

@parkersity_9 thank you

[dan @jeedanjee]

I’m sad

[dan @jeedanjee]

@Eminem can you record Swag Juice with buzzard and release it please

[dan @jeedanjee]

Fund MS treatment in British Columbia - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/9CL1AH3FpP via @CdnChange

[dan @jeedanjee]

Less depression

[⭕ Brock Pierson @brockpierson]

What's the cure for depression?

[dan @jeedanjee]

@woolimusic @BraydenVera hear this hard.. they’ve got so many inner-DAW issues they could’ve focused their time and energy on

[dan @jeedanjee]

atliens hands down

[chrxs @chrxsafc]

What is the best album in this image?

(unc edition)

[dan @jeedanjee]

this the dumbest shit ive read all day lol

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

I grew up singing. I sang everywhere I went, I wrote songs in my diary, I told teachers that I wanted to be a singer & songwriter when I grew up.

But wanting to be a musician in 2006 required resources that a low-income family didn't have. My parents couldn't afford to get me any instruments. They couldn't pay for music lessons. They couldn't get me into studios. A dream I had became just a memory, until now.

I am beyond proud and honored to get to work at a company that is enabling music creation for everyone. For the 13 year old kid in their bedroom who dreams of being a musician, you can be one. For all of the professional artists, you can do more of what you love.

I really wish Suno existed 20 years ago when I was a kid in elementary school, showing strangers songs I wrote with no way to produce them. But I'm really, really happy that it exists today, for all of the other kids who might need it.

We are still just getting started :)

[dan @jeedanjee]

@suswhiteboy 😭😭 im dead