Somebody giving me shit about my throwing capabilities…
Give me a damn box of weiners and I’ll show you!
My boss: hey language!
Can’t have fun anywhere
“You put a trash bag outside instead walking it 3 feet away to a trash can and said maybe the raccoons will get it”
Me: “well maybe they’re hungry”
Yeah, I can be a bit lazy sometimes. Also I got a tattoo today. Give me some good luck