Jennar

Black Lives Matter. Go Cards. 🍄🦄🌈 Don’t lose your dinosaur

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“God FUCKING DAMNIT”
“What?”
“The Red Sox SUCK this year”

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The blue tape lady she hurt my feelings

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“Dude I gotta eat some potatoes I need some iron”

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I thought I was awake.. it was a dream..I was on a turtle with snoop good

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Somebody giving me shit about my throwing capabilities…
Give me a damn box of weiners and I’ll show you!
My boss: hey language!
Can’t have fun anywhere

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“Well I got into some trouble recently..I went to laser tag and I brought a real gun”

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Embarrassing men fuels my soul more than eating a rare filet

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Happy Friday the 13th. May all our witch powers collide

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“I don’t know if beating her would do anything. Bitch runs into walls..head first”

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Where the wax where the wax where wax at 🐈

[Beardown74 @Beardown8675309]

@Local12 I would rather walk my white ass through the south side of Chicago at 2 am than have my car break down in any Kentucky town after 7 pm.

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“You put a trash bag outside instead walking it 3 feet away to a trash can and said maybe the raccoons will get it”
Me: “well maybe they’re hungry”

Yeah, I can be a bit lazy sometimes. Also I got a tattoo today. Give me some good luck

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I used to drive so dirty it was like jingle bells

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“Who the fuck thinks about oral sex and root vegetables??!”

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“One of the things they used to cut it back in the 90s was baby laxatives so everybody was just pooping all over the place”

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“I don’t like that rhetoric”
“I don’t like you…”

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“This is gonna be my third divorce in a year!”

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Both sides of the towel are dirty

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“You got trail mix toes”

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Why would you go for 2 and potentially miss (like you did) instead of just getting the extra point and going into OT lmao @BuffaloBills