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[sono✖️🌗 @sosonosonosono]

gemini can literally k*ll itself it's fucking insane😭

[Grid Status @grid_status]

The Texas grid has had an eventful last 2 weeks

Not only has @ERCOT_ISO hit numerous all-time records, it also launched a new market product (ECRS) for the first time in over a decade

For some enriching holiday weekend reading, see our latest deep dive
https://t.co/pidgP8XxeE

[JEEEZ OH MAN @jeeezohman]

I just had a vision that the dems will try to means test abortion. Like, it's OK if you make < $15/hr. This will happen

[assistant inspector @housetrotter]

i love how insane everyone is becoming

[JEEEZ OH MAN @jeeezohman]

They should make the Social Network 2 but this time mark zuckerberg is the bad guy

[JEEEZ OH MAN @jeeezohman]

Name one thing more upsetting than having a salad for lunch

[JEEEZ OH MAN @jeeezohman]

Every time I drive thru the midwest my targeted ads are like, “Discover the Power in Every Kernel”

[JEEEZ OH MAN @jeeezohman]

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend

[JEEEZ OH MAN @jeeezohman]

@tommy___z @meghmeghmegh @Souf_Oaklin @FuelandFuddle Was gonna say I don’t remember this at all, but you pretty well explained why that is!

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[Listicle of Questions to Prepare for in a Job Interview]

4: What is one video that lives in your head rent-free? How were you able to overcome this parasitic relationship?

[JEEEZ OH MAN @jeeezohman]

Keep Más in Christmás with the Chalupa Supreme- Only at Taco Bell.

[JEEEZ OH MAN @jeeezohman]

Idk why people are fawning over Saturn showing up with jupiter. Did y'all forget he *literally* devoured his kids a few eons back?

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

Fried turkey is very tasty, but do it safely this year. Please gobble up these suggested tips.

[JEEEZ OH MAN @jeeezohman]

How do you get the little ↗️ Promoted tag to show up on your tweets?

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This a pretty interesting article about the history of the ride. Plus it does a good job explaining why Splash Mountain is in need of an overhaul.

https://t.co/ANaeEP7tyh

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I had a two-pack of starbursts and they both turned out red. Needless to say I will be buying a lottery ticket later.

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Duo Lingo is the masculine form of Dua Lipa

[JEEEZ OH MAN @jeeezohman]

Infinity Ward confirms that Ronald Reagan will be a romance option for players in CoD: Cold War

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Could someone give me a hand and explain what this lil guy means

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check out this boring dystopian ad I got today