Jeej

[Jeej @jeejernaut]

Technology doesn’t belong anywhere near a willow tree

[Jeej @jeejernaut]

heavy sighing in public a little too much

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How much would you pay to go to a Jack black concert? Bc I would pay maybe a lot

[Jeej @jeejernaut]

I carry a dryer ball around in my purse. It’s never seen a dryer.

[Jeej @jeejernaut]

The best item in my wardrobe is a maternity XL black dress shirt that I purchased using Apple Pay with the last 001% of my phone battery. I then waited for my friend to find me in the Starbucks mezzanine for an hour—French braided my hair to pass the time.

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My heating pole has sleep apnea

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creepy lurker girl scouts

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Rafe "you won't"
Ward "bet"

[Jeej @jeejernaut]

Nothing juxtaposes the streets of New York as hard as The Beach Boys “fun, fun, fun”

[Jeej @jeejernaut]

I’ll get a personal driver before I buy a house

[Jeej @jeejernaut]

mailman except you're also possessed is a fun role to land

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just described Outer Banks as "teenagers and treasure"

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@yikesrachel suspicious

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Let’s bring life back to Poise #fusparkle

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Browsing floor poufs

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y'all ever see one of your main spices pushed toward the back of the cabinet and be like how you get all the way back there

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@fable_motion love it!

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Starbucks bacon Gouda w/ iced chai is my chain comfort meal

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Just put hold music on hold to take a callback I'd requested instead of being on a different hold. How cathartic.

[Jeej @jeejernaut]

Do I watch Atonement for the first time today? I want to see the green dress with context.