Jeena Bloom

lady joke teller. Host of “Shweet!” podcast from @morebananapods! Comedy Central, CNBC, Guys We F_cked & more!

[Jeena Bloom @jeenabloom]

Just got booked for the Riyadh Fringe Festival! I can’t wait to do an hour on my personal trauma while some guy chases me with a bone saw

[Jeena Bloom @jeenabloom]

“If you can read this you are gay lmao” - bell hooks

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Turns out the shooter is a straight white 22 year old male from a Republican family whose hobbies include online gaming and engraving the collected works of Audra Lorde onto ammunition

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Ok so now where am I supposed to engrave my transgender ideology?

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If he dies I’m flying back to NYC and getting holetox

[Jeena Bloom @jeenabloom]

To the tune of Eleanor Rigby

Willoughby Tucker
I’ll always love you is all Ethel wanted to say
But now he’s fucking Lana Del Rey

[Jeena Bloom @jeenabloom]

Love to see Waymo’s getting burned in the LA protests like they were a bonus pickup

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lol at least the world will end because of a guy who pisses himself got into a fight with a guy who shits himself

[Jeena Bloom @jeenabloom]

I saw COEXIST sticker on a cybertruck
A little voice inside my head said what the fuck
What the ever living fuck

[Jeena Bloom @jeenabloom]

I too am a trans woman with a shameful past history of deplorable tweets (about how much I enjoyed watching La La Land)

[Jeena Bloom @jeenabloom]

TikTok has completely ruined playing Yahtzee while enjoying some grapes

[Jeena Bloom @jeenabloom]

Ok what happened to all the cloud seeding and Jewish space lasers? West LA sure could use them

[Jeena Bloom @jeenabloom]

@themeredith Julia Garner gonna learn a new accent

[Jeena Bloom @jeenabloom]

Brutalist is really good if you can ignore the fact Adrian Brody sounds just like Nandor the Relentless

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

This means there’s a Waluigi Mangione who works in private equity

[Jeena Bloom @jeenabloom]

Truly a legendary surname

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Do we think Neil deGrasse Tyson is more upset about the idea of “Defying Gravity” or the concept of “Holding Space”?

[Jeena Bloom @jeenabloom]

@themeredith Dude let’s get raptured

[Jeena Bloom @jeenabloom]

@stacycay I literally just asked my boss this and he approved me to move to Vancouver no questions asked