Aegon ♣️

God first…on the path that leads to the best me. ❤️Arsenal|❤️Barca| [email protected]

[Aegon ♣️ @jeerux]

The TL is full of #WeMetOnTwitter yet my dm is full of links. I'm not asking God when?. But I'm asking you, yes you that's scrolling. When? ? When will you dm me?

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

Lukaku Snake
Havertz Snake
Mount Snake
Cucurella Snake
Madueke Snake
Marresca Snake

Chelsea football club ❌
Chelsea Zoologicla gardens ✅

[Prophet_Ikuku | Neural Network @Zyyon_]

Messi: "That night in Qatar"

Zidane: "That night in Paris"

Iniesta: "That night in Johannesburg"

Ronaldo Nazario: "That night in Korea"

Cristiano Ronaldo:

[Ebuka @EbukaMeanzGreat]

Doing this to the Manager you will support in February is crazy.

[Rexzzy 🇦🇷 @AFC_Rexzzy]

Pedri: "The La Liga trophy is heavier than it looks."

Vitinha: "Same with the Ligue 1 trophy."

Rice: "The Premier League trophy nearly broke my arms."

Bruno:

[𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐨 @Varticoo]

Me to Argentina after Lionel Messi retires.

[⛌ev @xeverade]

Last month being broke.

[ỌMỌ́TÁRÁ LAWRENCE @theladymotara]

South Africa at the 2026 World cup :

GOALS - 2
Goals Conceded - 4
GD = -2

Nigeria:

Goals - 0
Goals Conceded - 0
GD = 0

[ChocoTribe 🇦🇷 @Debbybruno3]

“Let appreciate both Messi and Ronaldo”

Me:

[Rishit 🇵🇹 @Rishit_sayss]

Sex is good but have you ever scrolled through twitter after a Ronaldo stinker and a Messi masterclass

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

The absolute honor of my life to call you THE GOAT 🐐

Stanning you is easy. You make it easy.

[Aegon ♣️ @jeerux]

@Asarailu_ I think he was just hungry or something

[ChocoTribe 🇦🇷 @Debbybruno3]

Ronaldo: I’m Back

Colombia: Go back to where you are coming from 😭

[𝓹 🇦🇷 @Dboyypraise]

If na you FIFA write script for say make you score freekick from bench, you fit do ham???

[Jiggy ✞ @nogojiggy]

Who scored hatrick Messi
Who scored freekick Messi
Who scored 6/8 of his country’s goals Messi
Who creates multiple chances Messi

Decision = Ronaldo is better because he has more IG comments and he’s sexy.

[Covenant 🇦🇷 @Covenantismm]

If Portugal beat Colombia today, they'll come in on the right side of this bracket.
If they don't, they'll come in on the left side of the bracket.

It's literally up to them

But watch them start complaining about Messi being fifa's boy when they fail to beat Colombia today and find themselves on the harder route

[Aegon ♣️ @jeerux]

@Psalmwrite You’re forgetting he’s tall and handsome

[Ugwu Samuel 👨🏼‍💻 @Psalmwrite]

Why’s Ronaldo a better ‘footballer’ than Messi?

Ronaldo fan: Ronaldo has no tattoo, he donates blood

😂💔

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

You just wake up and see that Messi has made your whole day ❤️🐐

[Adika @Adikastakes]

But who exactly started calling Ronaldo “Ogunmepon”?😭

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

You might be a fool. That's okay.

You might be deaf, dumb, blind or lame. That's okay.

You might have been born in India or Nigeria. That's okay.

You might actually never make it in life. That's okay, too.

But thank God you're not a Ronaldo's fan.