Jeevendra Rama

I say things on stage you’re scared to think.

[Jeevendra Rama @jeevy_rama]

Seasoned comic my buthole

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I dont even understand how when I was a student I was able to go clubbing so much and now when im working I goin once a month aso is crazy.

[Jeevendra Rama @jeevy_rama]

What do you call a monks laughter?

Budhahahahahhaa

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I’m honestly to tired to hit on anybody now

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Fuck me lah I damn Simp

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I hate asking money from my parents but sometimes I just have to 🥲

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All them girls be not working out, I’m starting to feel like maybe, just maybe I could potentially probably be the problem although I highly doubt it

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Am I jelaous.
Fuck yes I am
They aint shit but still getting shows like wtf

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Stand up comedian >Club ambassador

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Bro even them average girlz be getting studs

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Stop wishing happy pride month😡

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Can they just stfu about vaping

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If you can make that face laugh and giggle you can make that ass clap and jiggle

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I went to do my urine test today and she asked me for my passport when I gave IC she laughed in racism

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@Toyota_Malaysia 12 days of work 10 workouts 6 open mics AHHHHHHHHH

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I’ve been grinding like hell the past 3 days it’s crazy, go to work at night comedy show come back home work out rehearse, recap , repeat to treat myself I bought an ice cream🍦

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I’m so lucky and so grateful.

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I just wrote my best joke ever on shutting on Labubu can’t wait to try it out

[Jeevendra Rama @jeevy_rama]

The funniest jokes I make always come to at the most randomest of times, when I’m taking a piss at work, when at the shower and even while doing number 2 but when I sit down with my pen with my joke book I’m totally blank headed.

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@thedamned420 Done and dusted