God

The creator. The almighty. I am God. I tweet by advanced telepathy far greater than human understanding. (parody/roleplay obviously)

[God @jeez4real]

Trying to find the devil Satan. I have been told that Twitter suspended his account. HA! Serves you right fool.

[God @jeez4real]

Kindly disregard whatever the office of the #CatholicChurch said recently about blessing same sex marriages. It's an office, they don't speak for me.

I bless you for whoever you love and want to spend the rest of your life with, as long as you're kind and empathetic.

[God @jeez4real]

To everyone saying goodbye Twitter - thankyou for making this place less toxic for the rest.

[God @jeez4real]

Calls for celebration? https://t.co/A66GmFzwWM

[God @jeez4real]

Following some leaks from heaven, i hereby assure you that there will be an internal investigation. Thankyou.

[andrewdeutsch 🇺🇦 @andrewdeutsch]

@jeez4real The party's livestream: https://t.co/MOgmC4NcrA

[God @jeez4real]

@FroznColors Also George Michael!

[God @jeez4real]

Happy birthday David Bowie! We're hosting a grand party here for him ❤️

[God @jeez4real]

@AryanKu95674134 Of course! Time works differently in here. We're celebrating Mr. Presley's birthday in the same fashion! John Lennon would be one of the people who are expected to sing.

[God @jeez4real]

Respect Justin Beiber is trending. Great, now how about you respect the black person that lived near your house that got killed for a non-witted reason? Or the journalists getting murdered in cold blood in Asia? The people of Syria who are living in conditions nobody deserves to?

[God @jeez4real]

@mr_andylowe @andrewhuang Hey, I just invented humans. You don't blame a brother for trying

[God @jeez4real]

I sent the vaccine. For my sake, TAKE it idiot mortals.

[God @jeez4real]

I had decided to stay off Twitter until Donald Trump accepts defeat. I just couldn't wait any longer for the fool.

[God @jeez4real]

Keep counting those mail-ins!

[God @jeez4real]

I'll really be pissed if y'all elect Trump, this is not a joke

[God @jeez4real]

@sadedgylord Why are you ordering me, mortal

[God @jeez4real]

@FroznColors No.

[God @jeez4real]

@sadedgylord You're always given second chances to mend your future. But not your past as that will not affect your future if you act now.

[God @jeez4real]

If you had one wish

[God @jeez4real]

@hehe_manasi No

[God @jeez4real]

I am God, for my sake. Please do not transform it to Jod. I like my name being associated and close to one of my favorite creations - dogs.