stay crusti

Voted World's Greatest Dad 2016. Once called "the Sports Center of people."

[Christian Tucci @chrtucci]

Cacio *e* pepe? In questa economia?

[stay crusti @jeezuscrusti]

@PapaJohns I think you guys need to reevaluate what “soon” means. Also maybe put ETAs for delivery before people place their orders?

[stay crusti @jeezuscrusti]

@GordonRamsay the world needs you now more than ever

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Deeply disturbed by this Sprite pie https://t.co/1fQ0vPqqQI

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

YOOO HE KNOCKED HIM OUT COLD

[Worldwide Madu🎓 @ChikaMadu100]

I’ve failed the Okc community by not informing you immediately when Shyon the owner of Graystone called me and my bro @kenniefresh niggers for hanging out w his girl. If you are in any of his clubs aka Kongs, Graystone etc, I can no longer consider you a friend. And thats on me🎓

[stay crusti @jeezuscrusti]

@miss_ranch OPE

[stay crusti @jeezuscrusti]

This was super important, informational, and emotional. We can never repay dogs for the tireless work they do and the affection they pay to us. We truly do not deserve them.

[Clays & Birds @ClaysandBirds]

Every year as we move away from the events of 9/11, I find the images of the towers falling don’t impact the way they use to. I now try to focus on individual stories from that day to help remind me of the emotions I felt. This year I want to focus on the dogs of 9/11

[stay crusti @jeezuscrusti]

Luke is the equivalent of one of those self-righteous tool bags at church that lives to shrink women down and hide his misogyny behind the curtain of “God’s place and plan for women”

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

No offense but I was raised to “take care” of my husband. Wash his clothes, clean the house, construct fake diaries insinuating he wanted to hurt me, elaborately fake my own death and frame him for murder

[stay crusti @jeezuscrusti]

Hahaha my grandmother told me she didn’t want to see my arm tattoo anymore. Her words were “until I’m in the grave, wear sleeves.” 😂

[stay crusti @jeezuscrusti]

I ache for every chronically ill person out there that is gaslighted by their friends and family, that have no answers from doctors, that shake in the floor of their showers at 1am wishing they were asleep. I love you and I support you.

[stay crusti @jeezuscrusti]

I’ve actually witnessed this and I can confirm that she is not kidding.

[stay crusti @jeezuscrusti]

@BurgerKing $RACHarles oh sweet Jesus support my late night chicken fry habits when I’m cramming for exams

[pat regan @poregan]

Drinking a Frappuccino in 2019 is about escapism, it's about nostalgia, it's about a longing for oblivion. It's anarchist. To drink a Frappuccino in 2019 (as I am currently doing) is to gesture vaguely at the world around you and say "all this? It isn't real."

[stay crusti @jeezuscrusti]

Let’s just address that the very entitled and privileged celebrity internet has spent a week accusing @jamescharles of being a predator over some gummy vitamins and his response is to scream it’s been the darkest week the internet has seen. Forget terrorism this is real talk!!!

[stay crusti @jeezuscrusti]

BIG MOOD. This is the definition of an upgrade sis!!

[fkajack @fkajack]

me carrying my tolerance for men