Jeffery “Jeff” Simmons

Fightin’ Texas Aggie Class of ‘67. Prom King. 2A Football state champion. Father of 4 #makebushesgreatagain

[Jeffery “Jeff” Simmons @jef9002]

@UsedGolfFacts Tell me you have never played a sport at a high level without telling me you haven’t played a sport at a high level

[Jeffery “Jeff” Simmons @jef9002]

@bigrogtom Probably euthanize myself

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@Mwilson_agdad81 Till it smells like dog surgery. Thanks for the pic Willy.

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[Jeffery “Jeff” Simmons @jef9002]

@longwangaggies Sig Chi for sure. I can see his roast beef pussy lips peaking out of those shorts. Go and eat your pledge brothers throw up buddy.

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[Jeffery “Jeff” Simmons @jef9002]

@beast93314 @MagaJp2024 Pig Fuck, sig chi tailgates seem to be a sensitive subject. Having actives getting arrested during tailgates and then getting shut down is a good look. Learn how to do it like sig nu buddy.

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[Jeffery “Jeff” Simmons @jef9002]

@SadSoonerFan11 Fat sack, looks like the good ole days when we used to lace em up together.

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[Tim “Fat Sack” Ballz III @timballs3_]

Type of shit we’re on tonight, high and tight all night long. #lank

[Jeffery “Jeff” Simmons @jef9002]

“Pig fuck” your washed buddy #bagmyfries

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Ya ya ya I know I’m ferda. I can go mobile with my beer and have both hands to grab butt #expand

[Jeffery “Jeff” Simmons @jef9002]

@PaulGrindleAg @HeathWalker47 Damn right Philip this guy may be a low life he wakes up cranks hog and drinks beer wtf (sounds like my life)

[Jeffery “Jeff” Simmons @jef9002]

@JalenRobiBurner I love you pitchfork

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Grape pow is better than blue pow #trueballknower

[Jeffery “Jeff” Simmons @jef9002]

@the_auburncreed @DuragRebel You act like you know what to fucking say when you see them. You are a cuck creed. Sadie is beautiful please shut the fuck up your takes suck

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Jeff

[Jeffery “Jeff” Simmons @jef9002]

@JalenRobiBurner @tiberdiehard You make me proud Pitchfork. Any chance you cranked hog after awakening from deep slumber?

[Jeffery “Jeff” Simmons @jef9002]

When my professor schedules an exam at 8 am the Monday after chili #shrink

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@JalenRobiBurner @tiberdiehard The pitchfork imagine having a 8am exam on this fine day. You are now imagining my morning. Send help I bombed it.

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Jeff

[Jeffery “Jeff” Simmons @jef9002]

@MagaJp2024 I remember my first nooner

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Jeff

[Jeffery “Jeff” Simmons @jef9002]

@Gigem25 Building that whole building for a sweethearts mixer is comical.

[Jeffery “Jeff” Simmons @jef9002]

@JalenRobiBurner Heard they are handing out the hats at the build along with rainbow dildos

[Jeffery “Jeff” Simmons @jef9002]

SAE chili budget took a big hit due to the spring nose fund #MakeA&Mfratagain