Wokey Snowflake ❄️

if you’re here you are either a nerd, a weeb, or I’ve upset you with my naive, leftie, European nonsense. Either way: hi! Roll a charisma check.

[Wokey Snowflake ❄️ @jefajess]

@lreynolds457 @nazirafzal I am so afraid of what extremism has done to people. You hear a speech like that and… somehow interpret something completely different. It’s okay to disagree with him, but I don’t understand how so many of you nowadays lack critical thought.

[Wokey Snowflake ❄️ @jefajess]

@JakeString1969 @nazirafzal One day you will come to understand why you feel much hate. You’ll be able to breathe again. I hope that day comes soon and you can once again find comfort in logic and calm.

[Wokey Snowflake ❄️ @jefajess]

@Nintendo After how abominable Zelda’s accent is in BOTW and TOTK, I’m relieved that they’re casting someone with an actual English accent.

[Wokey Snowflake ❄️ @jefajess]

@basedtweetsonly @Nintendo Omg! How did you apply for the job of official Nintendo fan spokesperson? What’s the pay like? What criteria did they select you on? I’m super excited that the job exists!

[Wokey Snowflake ❄️ @jefajess]

@currys Favourite character? No-brainer for me. This absolute icon that has an entire series of games named after her- Princess Zelda. #CurrysSwitch2

[Wokey Snowflake ❄️ @jefajess]

@JimMcCaslin23 @ABennett2511 @NoContextBrits LMAO this guy sitting back and stroking one off to the warm feeling of “yeaaaaaah. Trashed the europoors. God bless the USA”. Bless him. Does he honestly think that he can shit on us any more than we shit on ourselves and laugh about it?

[Wokey Snowflake ❄️ @jefajess]

@mjfree Do the Americans in the comments defending him realise they sound like they’re in a cult?

[Wokey Snowflake ❄️ @jefajess]

@PebvVan @Bricktop_NAFO Nah, that was Russia :) pick up a history book.

[Wokey Snowflake ❄️ @jefajess]

@Mr_Hoaas @SommerTina @JDVance Maybe that’s why they are a far happier country with much higher standards of living then :)

[Wokey Snowflake ❄️ @jefajess]

@Nth_Dimensions @SommerTina @JDVance That’s a lot of waffle to defend a country that is rapidly devolving into bully tactics.

Freedom? You have massive levels of incarceration, people are being deported for being mean to the fat dipshit in the white house and, and you are way down on most global indexes.

[Wokey Snowflake ❄️ @jefajess]

@le_kimber77 @JDVance Right now you guys are as much of a danger and are as aggressive as Russia and China. Why do you think anyone would trust the US with that role?

[Wokey Snowflake ❄️ @jefajess]

@Estrella__Jay @JDVance Well you’re not a Greenlander, so your opinion doesn’t really matter in this.

[Wokey Snowflake ❄️ @jefajess]

@JDVance You changed your tune and got down on your knees for Trump, selling out what you stood for, or power. Who’s the pathetic freeloader here?

This is an act of aggression and you guys are nothing more than arrogant bullies who are destroying your soft power by the day.

[Wokey Snowflake ❄️ @jefajess]

@FollowedByFeds @AmbJapanUK The Japanese don’t eat dogs, edgelord. If you’re going to troll, at least troll properly.

[Wokey Snowflake ❄️ @jefajess]

@JDVance These morons think you can make American champagne 😂

[Wokey Snowflake ❄️ @jefajess]

@jorjorward @realDonaldTrump Fuck off

[Wokey Snowflake ❄️ @jefajess]

@toryboypierce @Keir_Starmer Mate, who cares. It’s about pancakes.

[Wokey Snowflake ❄️ @jefajess]

@EmmanuelMacron Merci. We may fight a lot and piss each other off, but the UK and France are brothers until the end.

Above all else, let Europe stand for progress. The USA is desperate to slip back into the dark ages of Christian extremism.

[Wokey Snowflake ❄️ @jefajess]

@Levi_Nagawkar @EmmanuelMacron Wow. You managed to be both ignorant AND misogynist in one go. And you even tagged your fweinds for attention. Bless you.

[Wokey Snowflake ❄️ @jefajess]

@AmbJapanUK Welcome! Holy shit you’re adorable. どこありがとうございます！！