jef_is_not_cat

By most people’s standards, I’m probably a little crazy. F**k ‘em if they can’t take a Jeff.

[jef_is_not_cat @jefdamm]

@snapchat__37 @b_olivimys DAMN

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[jef_is_not_cat @jefdamm]

@ApexNewsx Hi

[jef_is_not_cat @jefdamm]

@QTHESTORMM Riiiiight

[jef_is_not_cat @jefdamm]

@ojessie__ Hot AF

[jef_is_not_cat @jefdamm]

@MayaLanez I’m very shy. Please engage me in person or I’ll overthink everything

[jef_is_not_cat @jefdamm]

@MayaLanez Pfff, I’m fairly certain you’re unforgettable

[jef_is_not_cat @jefdamm]

@MayaLanez My hair or my intellect… maybe my eyes

[jef_is_not_cat @jefdamm]

@i_am_roseamba Been a smoker since 1986

[jef_is_not_cat @jefdamm]

#NewProfilePic

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@MayaLanez Never too close 😍

[jef_is_not_cat @jefdamm]

@MayaLanez Someplace beautiful, peaceful… holding your hand and simply enjoying the silence and the miracle of someone so beautiful sharing the moment with me

[jef_is_not_cat @jefdamm]

@frascp21928 He’s obviously an idiot 😍

[jef_is_not_cat @jefdamm]

@asia_chn_ @Brazzers129 I adore small bewbs 😍

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@MayaLanez Wishing I could kiss you

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@Maria3938219406 Nobody shits themselves like trump. Grown men with tears in their eyes, proclaim that he probably shits himself like nobody else ever could.

[jef_is_not_cat @jefdamm]

@gracieberryxx @massysau Fuuuuck 😳😍

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@cutiieepie6 @malikemaan880 💩

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@sydneyy_taylor Oh hell yes 😍

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@ikatiee_c @bloomyinax @grok I last too long, according to most women. I don’t like that, but I am able to enjoy the irony of women being insecure about not getting me off like they expect to