El Jefe del Covfefe

Top sh*t-poster. Enjoy mocking, BS'ing, and/or being blocked by famous & infamous. Change pic/handle & purge tweets whenever I want. Don't like it? Tough sh*t.

[El Jefe del Covfefe @jefedelcovfefe]

@IngrahamAngle .The vile fat hag Cankles is so hideous the mirror would shatter. You could make a set of luggage w/the huge drooping bags under her eyes.

[El Jefe del Covfefe @jefedelcovfefe]

@stilljimbo @trumpazona @GemmaTorrent11 @RichardWorrel15 @dinmark2 @Trumper2020 @Miss_DeMeanor2 @TRUMP4H0PE @osok10x @FLIP_PA06_2018 @carlvegaaa @RobertEThrasher @BethanyJuno @RickMinear @Tonyg04456745 @kann_van @j_shunberry @digitalsedition @mrinjustified @Lstmnstnding @Rustycage81 @cpurrge @ExDemLatina @kimberly010960 @doc_redpilled @DGMcKinley1 @MondeWill @oldairforcedude @155thMed @TheCheefReport @gurry_susan @idebbie1 @djsprat @llmohr @anniefoutz @MeRorschach @RandyHeagy @pmswolfy @sherrys2020 @HeidiSt68 @tongueriverice @yolandamassey30 @GiveMeSprinkles @EarlShayOFAGa @buttwhitewoman @WillowMAGNA @fheyne4 @704Livin @LauraButler6 @WtfAmerica4 Just as likely totally hammered after several strong cocktails.

[El Jefe del Covfefe @jefedelcovfefe]

@Portosj81 .Fat-assed old hag hasn't done any "running" in years. More likely to have been totally wasted -- and in a drunken rage she kicked a wall.

[El Jefe del Covfefe @jefedelcovfefe]

.You must feel like a complete sh*t-heel, @ChrisMurphyCT. What's it like to be proven such a hopelessly stupid fool, Nostra-dumbass? https://t.co/Fe5sbYMK9B

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

An American hero is coming home. http://t.co/jbwcNdVBvA

[El Jefe del Covfefe @jefedelcovfefe]

@StephenKing .Nobody with a functioning brain gives a sh*t what a sick and twisted God-hating weirdo like you has to say.

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

#MeToo https://t.co/VWssdltU3n

[El Jefe del Covfefe @jefedelcovfefe]

@JoyAnnReid .Sorry, Joy. Weinstein is more like the Bill Clinton of the movie industry -- an accused multi-times rapist.

[El Jefe del Covfefe @jefedelcovfefe]

@LizMair @BillKristol @Lis_Smith .How does it feel for the three of you to have blue check-marks yet finding yourselves on the outside looking in and completely irrelevant?

[El Jefe del Covfefe @jefedelcovfefe]

@RogerJStoneJr .Roger, which beta-boy lib do you think has more estrogen surging through his body? @AdamSchiffCA or @jimmykimmel? It's a tossup, IMO.

[El Jefe del Covfefe @jefedelcovfefe]

Clearly the thick-headed morons of the idiot-lib media are too fucking stupid to recognize Kelly just bitch-slapped them to their faces. https://t.co/U6Jshr6Fxn

[El Jefe del Covfefe @jefedelcovfefe]

@Mediaite

[El Jefe del Covfefe @jefedelcovfefe]

.I don't know about you, but I'm very much enjoying the weekly political humiliation to which @NFL is being subjected. Fuck 'em. #BoycottNFL

[El Jefe del Covfefe @jefedelcovfefe]

It never seems to occur to these asshole GOPe senators that everyone with a functioning brain is fed up with their despicable lazy asses. https://t.co/tNreEXqNuX

[Senator Bob Corker @SenBobCorker]

It's a shame the White House has become an adult day care center. Someone obviously missed their shift this morning.

[Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter]

So, the President is supposed to suck up to a guy so petty that he'd tank tax reform the country desperately needs just to flip the bird to @realDonaldTrump?
Doesn't that kind of validate the President's dim view of Corker?
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[El Jefe del Covfefe @jefedelcovfefe]

@MMFlint .You two repulsive fat slobs could collectively lose 160-200 lbs of hideous blubber if only you'd behead yourselves.

[El Jefe del Covfefe @jefedelcovfefe]

@neeratanden @DonnaFEdwards And you Democrats elected and fully backed a sexual predator twice. Amnesia?

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

Foreign Ministry congratulates ICAN on Nobel peace prize for its successful labours to abolish nuclear weapons.

[El Jefe del Covfefe @jefedelcovfefe]

@Cernovich @2sharpe2 @jimmykimmel .Jimmy too busy to answer. Likely at doctor getting estrogen shots, then stopping at CVS for Kleenex. Bursts into tears regularly now.