Mottsticks

“If you will it, it is no dream. Dude.” -Walter (Herzl)

[GoldenBear0881 @GoldenBear0881]

What I would do to see Gord Downie perform one more time

[Mottsticks @jeff12mott]

@magoo_129

[Mottsticks @jeff12mott]

It just dawned on me that I’ll no longer have grocery bags to put in the small trash cans in my apartment. I now need a bag plug 🔌

[Mottsticks @jeff12mott]

Happy belated Groundhogs day everyone!

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

WE GOT A ROYAL RUMBLE IN ALBERTA

[Mottsticks @jeff12mott]

TRADE HOLTBY. please.

[Hockey Night in Canada @hockeynight]

Wes McCauley kicked both centermen out so the Tkachuk brothers could take the opening face off 👏 https://t.co/f8k2CNHUTX

[Mottsticks @jeff12mott]

It’s tough being a passive person when somebody takes your window seat on a flight. 😤

[Mottsticks @jeff12mott]

Most of my trips to the DMV are quick because I never have the right paper work... “can we see your mothers high school diploma and fathers first earned dollar?”

... I’ll try again next week

[Mottsticks @jeff12mott]

Worlds biggest lie has got to be when a girl says “I’m literally over it.”

[Hockey Night in Canada @hockeynight]

A beautiful moment ❤️

#Canucks goalie Jacob Markstrom lost his dad recently so Matt Murray, whose dad passed away in 2018, offered some support.

[Mottsticks @jeff12mott]

@Conor_Hannan Waddington pal, and it was 4 😉

[Mottsticks @jeff12mott]

@bigsexynonumber Back to back champ

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If she doesn’t sleep with the fan on it’s a no brainer 🚫

[Mottsticks @jeff12mott]

Madrid-Waddington was the fucking Bel-Air of hyphenated schools

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This man no longer has a soul @spittinchiclets

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

This 11 year old is a 43 year old union pipe fitter

[Mottsticks @jeff12mott]

I hope one day science has the ability to put the freshness into a stale bag of chips.

[Mottsticks @jeff12mott]

Little known fact Coors light bottles are some of the toughest glass known to man. @cumsterr @dale