Jeff Funke 🇺🇸

[Jeff Funke 🇺🇸 @jeff_funke]

I can now say I attended the first @MLB game in both Nebraska and Iowa history, first in the metro area where I've lived since college and now in Dyersville where I grew up. #MLBinOmaha #MLBatFieldofDreams

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@wischlist Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries?

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@TheStingisBack I used to think that was Mel Brooks himself. I thought he played Boris the Executioner, too.

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@LUFC1992_v2 Sounds like you're heading to my hometown!

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@VandyonTigers It was APBA baseball for us, though we did play Stratomatic hockey and basketball. I picked up APBA baseball again a few years back

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@AugieNash Play that Funky Music

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@Judianna The Wizard of Ooz.

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@VinnysCorner1 Cardinals won in '82, '06, and '11.

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@TheCinesthetic Should have been called the Johnny Depp Show, unfortunately.

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@DogWhoReads To each his own, but I really didn't enjoy it. Just the same joke playing over and over.

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@TheCinesthetic

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@Nerdrotics @etnow He's the doctor our family started with, and he's still tops in our book.

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@messedupfoods It says you're looking Mighty Fine!

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@b_miklasz What bugs me most is when the manager seems to assume a bunt will be successful when deciding whether to bunt. He doesn't factor in the fouls or missed bunts putting the batter in an 0-2 hole, popping up the bunt, or bunting so hard the defense gets the lead runnner.

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@MLB And everyone is welcome all the time. Why are we treating a tiny portion of the population special for an entire month each year?

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@KeithNHumphreys

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@DeebsFLA I've had exactly the same experience with Owens and Clark. Dismissed them completely because of Hee Haw but became fans of them the past few years.

[Dries Van Langenhove @DVanLangenhove]

A very sad announcement.

I have just been convicted a second time for 'hate speech' and it is only due to a technicality that I could not immediately be sent to jail —to the judge's frustration.

In an ironic turn of events it's actually thanks to my previous prison sentence (for memes in a private group chat) that I am now still free —in a physical sense, at least.

Call me naive but I didn't think they would take it this far, given that this precedent criminalises many of the arguments used by even the most moderate politicians critical of mass migration.

In February 2024 I gave a lecture at Catholic University Leuven wherein I linked mass migration to crime and a deterioration of our quality of life. Every single point I made was 100% the truth and based on scientific evidence.

Cynically, even the judge that convicted me admits as much by writing in his verdict: “Even if all of the statements made by Van Langenhove are based on scientific evidence and statistics, it makes no difference to the criminal intent. Van Langenhove is not charged with spreading false information. He is charged with presenting facts in a way that incites hatred against persons on the grounds of one or more of the protected criteria in the Anti-Racism Law.”

That's a lot of words just to say he wants to send me to prison for speaking the truth.

Even the regime media write: "It did not matter to the court that Van Langenhove was quoting scientific sources. The judge argued that Van Langenhove's main message was that a big part of the societal problems like insecurity, housing shortages and lowering educational standards are due to mass migration."

You may think the regime media are being sympathetic to me in the first sentence, but in reality they are warning people: even if you speak the truth, if you go against our narrative, we will crush you in every way possible.

Both the public prosecutor and the judge did not present a single real argument as to how or against whom I would have incited hatred. So even if I would accept their crazy, dystopic law, I still did not break it.

The only argument they present is that I created a "hostile atmosphere of us versus them” in regards to migrants. But even this silly argument (which is not even a punishable offence) is not true. To me, the deadly disease is self-hatred and one of its worst symptoms is replacement migration. My enemy is thus NOT the migrants themselves but those orchestrating the mass migration.

Sadly, in Belgium, evidence is not needed and ‘vibes’ are enough to put someone in jail.

Given the fact that I have another court case coming up in September and that I have a dozen active criminal investigations for hate speech, time is running out for me. I have already paid more than €420,000 in legal fees and there is no ending in sight. I have been in an intense battle of attrition for eight years and must now regroup to make sure I can still win.

If you want to help me, you can do so via the links below. If you can help in other ways, please contact me via DM.

If you live in a country that still has free speech, never let them touch it, however noble they make the motives sound, because this is where it leads to.

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@AbakpaJob Killer bees coming up from Mexico

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@nut_history 2021 Field of Dreams game, in the town where I grew up.

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@OleTimeHardball I have a ⚾️ signed by 1,2,5,6,7, and 8.