Jeff Gola

[Jeff Gola @jeff_gola]

@LilNasX Cyrus McCormick doing "Don't Fear the Reaper"

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@NJGov Hey now, "In the pineys" and "In the Pines" are two different things entirely....

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@NJGov @GovMurphy Wait, are you saying we can pump our own electrons?

[Jeff Gola @jeff_gola]

Perhaps "MisanthropeGiving" is more my style.

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Lately my sole upper body workout consists of throwing my hands up in a WTF gesture. #1000repsaday #countthatFitBit

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@SBartner Noooooo, because when they get older, you'll have to tell them it doesnt exist!

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Got the house decorated for Halloween. Well, not "sitcom house decorated level", but just the best I could. #Halloween

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"#21 Will Shock You!": the title of my next solo show.

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People always want artists to verbalize or write; no one tells an author "Hey, draw me a picture summarizing your latest novel."

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@SBartner Only now and then. I haven't figured it out yet.

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@tomhanks Almost caught him red handed. Almost.

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@SBartner I'll take a stab. A: Brit, B: America, and C: Dutch?

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I'm trying to ignore all the posts telling me to ignore ignoring Jayden K. Smith. #jaydenksmith #donttellmewhattodo

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Boy, spending the morning down in the #Mithraeum really takes it out of a guy my age.

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If I'm not mistaken, every sled that had someone with a viking hat fell apart so next year... #WMMR #PrestonAndSteve #cardboardclassic

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No #Facebookoutage for me, but if my affected friends will pay postage, I'll mail you photos of my lunch and my kitties.

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I was going to buy everyone on my list a luxury sedan/SUV, but the drugstore was out of ludicrously giant bows. Better luck next year.

[Jeff Gola @jeff_gola]

Hard to be confident in my local hospital when the ER waiting room has a magazine from 1977.

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Buckle your hats, it's going to be a bumpy #Thanksgiving.

[Jeff Gola @jeff_gola]

Giddy with excitement that in just 2 days, TV commercials will be about boner pills and phone messages will be to sell me vinyl siding.