Jeff Gorrill

Cloudy with sunny intervals.
Politically homeless.
I support Bitch Trolls from Hell and Gargoyles of Beelzebub.

#NoToSelfID
#LetWomenSpeak
#SaveWomensSport

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@PositivFuturist To people like this, actual facts must be avoided at all costs, for the same reason vampires avoid sunlight.

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@BettsCaro He'll be demanding a by-election any day now.

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It's happened at last! I've managed to open an Amazon package without the perforated cardboard strip breaking off half way across.

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@WingsScotland On the Murrell Outcry Scale it reached Murrelly Force 9.

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@canthelpmenow7 A story as old as time, but now acted out on social media platforms.

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Voting in future elections will involve deciding which party is the least worst when it comes to misogyny, homophobia and antisemitism. Whoopee.

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@DrewHutton45645 There was a time when they seemed reasonable people but these days they should be called The Nutjob Collective.

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@xx_xyathletics The level of self-adoration in that pose is off the scale.

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@VictoriaPeckham I didn't think it was possible for him to sink lower, but he's proved me wrong.

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@godblesstoto There seems to be a sizeable number of misogynists hiding behind the virtue-signalling 'progressive' banner.

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@cityoflondon So you have a men's pool, a women's pool and a mixed pool, all of which are accessible to men. You may as well install a flashing neon sign saying 'we support misogyny'.

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@latsot I'm now hearing the gentle tones of a vibraphone in my head - Doo, doo-di-doo-doo, doo-di-doo-doo-di-doo, doodi doodi doo...

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To the tune of The Addams Family theme:

Your sister's not your brother,
Your father's not your mother,
You're one thing not the other.
Cos sex is binary.

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@roseveniceallan 'There are 51 organisations who understand how biology works. We must put a stop to this immediately'.

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@OldRoberts953 He always seems to wear the expression of someone who's not quite sure if he remembered to lock the front door when leaving the house.

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@thesundaysport I'm not exactly the world's biggest Donald Trump fan, but that line is funnier than anything in the last 3 series of Have I Got News For You.

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Don't forget, 1st July marks the start of 'Thank F*ck TQ+ Pride Over-Hyped Bullshit Month Is Over' month.

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@zaelefty Yes, but, apart from studying scientific literature, consulting biologists, endocrinologists and urologists, writing 2 books, publishing 20 sex development charts and producing an 8-part animated series, you've totally ignored the issue.

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@redditchrache When all the photo-filtering is removed, most of these people are revealed to be what they truly are - male transvestites.