field of dreams

i can do anything in sandals | UCSB alum | ♑️ | 🏳️‍🌈 | he/him

[field of dreams @jeffbBALLIN]

This is not ok...

[☯️🖤goth mcstuffins 🤍☯️ (she/her) @washedupseahag]

me sitting in the theater waiting for the batman to start

[Kelechi @kahleichi]

If they showed us this in physics instead of drawing nonsense then maybe...

[S @3900sav]

mfs say “im fine” then detach themselves from everyone in their life for weeks, im mfs

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

i dont have time for this

[natywonka @natywonka_]

Can you leave him alone? He just finished episode 6 of Squid Game

[field of dreams @jeffbBALLIN]

Get off of work at 11, drink with coworkers, watch a half a season of veep, repeat

[Zach @zjfrank13]

When Lorde said “All the music you loved at 16 you grow out of” I did not feel that

[henry ;) @Henryyyyg]

https://t.co/zTV0AxbKoI

[Céline @selangelic]

no one:

me when the random 13 year old on tiktok doesn’t put me on the “bad bitch zodiac signs” list

[field of dreams @jeffbBALLIN]

Ok I never thought I would post a shirtless gym pic but ngl my upper body made some points..

[Ty Sunderland 🏁 @TySunderland]

I don’t need The Gay Bachelor. I need the Gay Survivor season.

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

“No oat milk for you.”

[field of dreams @jeffbBALLIN]

@uhmkt Do both and just take both Ls

[simon 🦦 (elf/shelf) @SelfLoathingYou]

me verifying on imdb that an actor with one line in a 'king of queens' episode from 2002 was the same actor who said one word in a 'seinfeld' episode from 1994 and that i was of course correct and how there is no transference of this skill in any financially viable way

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

when more vaccination appointments are added

[whatever cocteau twins be saying @synthdaddie]

he’s not real?