Jeff Benzos (ur stepdaddy)

He/Him😪 1 extra chromosome, 4.3” peen (hard), Full time sharpie sniffer

[Jeff Benzos (ur stepdaddy) @jeffbenzy]

Don’t fucken follow me I’d rather tweet to myself. It’s more fun #death #taxes #breakfastball

[mbg @gloless]

2-0 #KnicksTape #AlwaysKnicks

[Jeff Benzos (ur stepdaddy) @jeffbenzy]

This rotation or sex?

[mrs. local @mrslocal305]

Today’s kids will never know the feeling of hitting a mint juul pod w this song in the background. Tragic

[Jeff Benzos (ur stepdaddy) @jeffbenzy]

I know a guy that can make old fashions

[Jeff Benzos (ur stepdaddy) @jeffbenzy]

What’s up with all the Burger King protests?

[Jeff Benzos (ur stepdaddy) @jeffbenzy]

@DylanToback8 BTH and watching Mr flay cook meth

[Jeff Benzos (ur stepdaddy) @jeffbenzy]

Uber drivers hate their brakes

[Jeff Benzos (ur stepdaddy) @jeffbenzy]

@coldcallsniper @FearedBuck https://t.co/oHzFV2Y9P7

[Patrick Casey @restoreorderusa]

"Hey this thing is kind of like a person. Let's violently abuse it."

Fascinating!

[Jeff Benzos (ur stepdaddy) @jeffbenzy]

Is this the trailer for squid games szn 3?

[United Airlines @IHATEMODELOS]

“who better illenium or knock2?”

[໊ @user0000O0]

“do you remember when” no i’ve been abusing substances

[Jeff Benzos (ur stepdaddy) @jeffbenzy]

@s4m31p4n 9/11

[Jeff Benzos (ur stepdaddy) @jeffbenzy]

How has @FortniteGame not added this as an emote

[Jeff Benzos (ur stepdaddy) @jeffbenzy]

@SteveFrenc69 @ThatNigha69

[Jeff Benzos (ur stepdaddy) @jeffbenzy]

@elonmusk Absolute grinder mentality, we need this in CFB these days. Run the damn ball. Shrink the game

[Jeff Benzos (ur stepdaddy) @jeffbenzy]

@DramaAlert @RSPN_Hideouts

[Jeff Benzos (ur stepdaddy) @jeffbenzy]

All I know is I’m not naming my daughter Sydney

[not BusinessWeek @notbusinessweek]

Sydney Thomas or Sydney Sweeney

[Jeff Benzos (ur stepdaddy) @jeffbenzy]

@DylanToback8 The wall just got 10 feet higher!

[Jeff Benzos (ur stepdaddy) @jeffbenzy]

Shrink the game